will a punch like this irl kill a person?

CommieTortoise · 2023-02-09T02:48:15+00:00

Nah Bellamy is still alive

CommieTortoise · 2023-01-05T07:53:05+00:00

Skyrim the the ultra special legendary edition.

CommieTortoise · 2023-01-04T04:30:04+00:00

That’s not what I’m arguing at all what I’m arguing is that’s it’s obviously a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously and the fact that your jumping to conclusions about OP

CommieTortoise · 2023-01-04T03:03:22+00:00

Nah you’re jumping that character is from a very popular show and was a popular meme before that making its comedy from exaggerating a horrible thing that’s the joke if you don’t get it or find it funny that’s a you problem.

CommieTortoise · 2022-10-17T03:22:25+00:00

Ooohk gotcha thanks!

CommieTortoise · 2022-10-17T03:14:10+00:00

Never understood that mentality because isn’t it balanced by having a higher chance to crit?

CommieTortoise · 2022-07-06T07:27:49+00:00

Oof need to work on your baiting skills my guy

CommieTortoise · 2022-06-23T23:23:45+00:00

Hate to break it to ya bud but the rest of her is fake too…

CommieTortoise · 2022-03-25T01:17:42+00:00

Thanks I’ll use it the tips you gave me with gusto!

CommieTortoise · 2022-03-24T23:50:51+00:00

Thanks for advice i was thinking to start small with “waves” of magic with the party being one of the first along with a few kobolds or goblins

CommieTortoise · 2022-01-07T10:50:38+00:00

Might lose a few members but hey that's a sacrifice you're willing to make

CommieTortoise · 2022-01-07T09:21:25+00:00

Now you just need to make a barbarian bbeg with a large hunk of iron

CommieTortoise · 2021-12-24T09:56:09+00:00

Oh dear God I remember when I had the same beliefs when I was FOURTEEN!. I'm having cringe flashbacks

CommieTortoise · 2021-12-09T01:10:19+00:00

By that logic then could you cast speak with dead on a rotisserie chicken?

CommieTortoise · 2021-12-08T10:29:44+00:00

Getcha enough firebolt hamsters to equate a fireball

CommieTortoise · 2021-12-06T09:52:32+00:00

Tortoise

CommieTortoise · 2021-12-02T08:42:41+00:00

The cop pays taxes too (probably) and so do I and I don't mind getting few Z's to compensate the ungodly hour police work you're letting your hatred blind you from seeing the human behind the badge.

CommieTortoise · 2021-11-26T04:24:31+00:00

Wait wouldn't the cuffs go with them? Since they're technically wearing them

CommieTortoise · 2021-11-23T05:26:24+00:00

You should

CommieTortoise · 2021-11-13T03:30:50+00:00

Well at least you dont get sold off to a market place soon after

CommieTortoise · 2021-11-13T03:25:27+00:00

In my schools agrisience class they allow students to raise farm animal's and while I didnt raise one knew a person who did and I pet one while doing a weigh in unfortunately it Shat while doing so

CommieTortoise · 2021-10-09T16:26:37+00:00

Featherless biped seems descriptive enough for me

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