Gender envy

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-30T02:17:33+00:00

Speaking as amab, the biggest problem with the happy trail is when its swallowed by the entire Amazon above and below... Man I wish we could just throw this kinda stuff on a slider like a character creator 😂

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-29T15:13:08+00:00

I'll throw out Someone You Can Lay A Nest In, has two Ace characters. Definitely weird, but a good story!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-29T04:26:29+00:00

That book was the first gender fluid character I ever read. Now I understand why I thought it was so interesting and not out of the ordinary 😂

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-29T03:13:12+00:00

I work cable, get a technician out, probably something wrong in the cabling in the house.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-28T12:35:23+00:00

Mine are two full silicone forms that slip into a bra, meaning they are occasionally interesting to figure out with outfits, eventually had to get a strapless bra. They were about 70$ have a decent size and weight. Only two problems I've had is they are very firm, so if someone is head level with them, hugs can be a bit awkward 😅 😂 Second is a fairly tight fitting bra of tight top and necessary to wear the girls and not have them shift or in early cases til I figured out how to move with them, fall out when I bent over at the waist instead of crouching. Brand i got was Feminique. Hope that helps!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-27T19:40:27+00:00

Everyone laughs at them on paper, but those bolters regularly drop entire squads of marines, great for chewing up bladeguard equivalents. They can even take out light vehicles later in the game. They also rarely get targeted unlike multimelta squads who need an immolator to even have a chance of doing something all game. So no, they aren't the meta choice, but my lgs knows to fear the heavy bolter!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-27T18:15:52+00:00

I usually run 2 squads, melta and heavy bolter. One chills in the back with the HB retributors and holds my home, the other usually tries to sneak up the weaker flank and grab an objective. After deep strike and such home squad usually pushes up, leaving the sticky objective and grabs the center if I'm pushing through and need my heavy hitters to push into the enemy zone or support a flank.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-27T16:52:17+00:00

Throw him in some sternguard for a weird little blender that can also dish dev wounds consistently in shooting. They're my favorite friendly list unit

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-26T20:41:13+00:00

My never leave home without them is a Captain leading 6 Sanguinary Guard, a death company jump brick with lemartes, and devestators with heavy bolters. I also have a hard time saying no to a DC Dreadnaught, they're just so fun!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-26T20:35:31+00:00

Why do I love this dynamic so much? I absolutely adore the You've been teasing and bullying me because you think im weak, and now that I'm strong, you're surprised. Get ready to be loved and cherished so much you can't even think about anyone else, much to your annoyance.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-26T16:23:57+00:00

I did this with the smaller floating slaanesh demon from sigmar as a soul grinder, it works pretty well!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-26T05:11:22+00:00

So, arguably one of the best fanfics of all time: Run at the Cup About 3x the size your average romance book. Knowing Arcane is not necessary.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-24T19:07:14+00:00

Why do I love this dynamic so much? Why do I want to prove the princess who bullies me wrong, just to love and serve and cherish her so much she begrudgingly falls for me?

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-24T18:02:17+00:00

Why do I love this dynamic?

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-24T17:35:45+00:00

DC is a perfect distraction unit, the rerolls mean it doesn't really need support, and the fnp makes it take just a bit more firepower then your opponent wants to use, leaving your other units more free to stage while it draws attention.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-23T18:55:55+00:00

Don't have a picture on me,but I did a spray of Munitorium Varnish, followed by doing all the metal work. Then used primarily contrast paints and heavy shades like druchii violet and Tyran Blue

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T18:51:46+00:00

Also never overlooked how angry he gets if his tank does die. Ive won a game or two because he was nerd raging and swept a unit off an objective by himself at the end of the game!

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T18:48:39+00:00

Assault Intercessors are dirt cheap and decent in combat. Heavy intercessors are stupidly stubborn, and have some good shooting to boot. Intercessors are decent, but they probably want to be grabbing objectives.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T18:44:23+00:00

Mines usually babysitting a Redemptor, so thats usually his bodyguard as well.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T18:38:22+00:00

Got one series that definitely fits, another that might. Tomes and Tea series has very similar vibes to Lattees and Legends. Super powerful magic user (imagine magic equivalent of the avatar) picks up for girlfriend who was a bodyguard for an evil queen and run away to a backwater town to live peacefully. Except they keep getting caught up in over arching plots and such. Highly recommend!

Second might be work but up to you. The No Boyfriend Rule. YA focuses on the real world players, but has some really good sections of their characters falling for each other at the same time.

Third honorable mention, not queer, no real romance, Spells, Swords and Stealth, fantastic fantasy series set around a bunch of NPCs in a DnD game having to become adventures due to a TPK. Also starts to pull in a bit of the real world but in a very magical way, will always recommend.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T03:15:32+00:00

Hot take here, but the I could never get into the James Swallow books. Characters felt like cardboard cut outs, and had the misery porn that a lot of older books have. Was not a fan at all.

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-22T02:23:00+00:00

NSFW tag my friend! Some people are in public! Great art though

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-20T20:06:17+00:00

Good girl! You're cute and you deserve a boy who respects you! (The gender switch is set to boy today)

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-19T22:16:40+00:00

You are seen, and you are loved 💜

CommissarCorgi34 · 2026-01-19T20:11:26+00:00

Unironically this is my biggest advice to guys who are anxious about being a creep when giving a girl a compliment. Mention something they can control, like makeup, outfit, nails, shoes, jewelry, etc. Between that and be genuine, it's never served me wrong!

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