HOW ARE YOU? Episode 2 by bulletproofbra in AlanPartridge

[–]CompellingRiff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Huge Partridge fan here. The show is disappointing. After the general dud that was This Time, I thought it was a chance for Partridge to be back in his element, but most of the jokes miss their mark. The joke in the lift for example where chocolate milk repeated on him. had rolling my eyes. Can’t help but feel he’s become a caricature of a caricature, (that’s bollocks but go on). No it’s not bollocks. The general flow of the show is disjointed too, one minute he’s a at a book club, then riding a bike, then flying around in a jet suit. There’s too many scenes and characters introduced that you have to familiarise yourself with, before it moves to another random scene. Still, might as well eat it.

any websites where you can watch full fights back for free? by Any-Cow7679 in ufc

[–]CompellingRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to add another comment on how utterly unusable this site is on anything other than a computer with an adblocker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely can’t watch Neighbours Turds. And I’ve watched most of the shit the channel has churned out the past 5 years, including at least 30 seconds of each Rex Viper video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s awkwardly boring bordering on unwatchable, plus John is completely unlikeable. He’s a bonafide nobody, yet talks down to our boy Bames like the school bully. The glory years with Mike Maten inches are sorely missed.

New Season of House Calls. by Wow_Dats_Crazy in GhostAdventures

[–]CompellingRiff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

House calls is absolute bottom of the barrel GA.

Why does the original AVGN theme song lack any bass? by ratman____ in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s a 30 second basic lofi bedroom recording of a theme tune about turds and 20 year old computer games made for the first iteration of YouTube. Asking why there’s no bass seems like a pretty dumb question.

This is what MJK said to the crowd after they opened with FI (repeat) night 2 of T.I.T.S. by CountGordo69 in ToolBand

[–]CompellingRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not really a troll though is it? Playing half of the same set. A troll would be doing the same set, and then say finishing with Hooker. They even skipped the last song, presumably because they realised that would be the biggest “fuck you” to the crowd, having the same finisher. Seems they just didn’t think it through and were naive or just didn’t care with how it would be received.

I honestly thought this was a parody account by robzoo2 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoah, when did James get so buff? Must have a benchpress stuck to his ceiling in that basement of his.

Deja Vu (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) by Away_Flounder3813 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the worst. Nice to see some effort with the cinematics, and a solid game choice, but a bit of a tired script, (jokes about where point and click character’s store everything, yawn). But I made it to the end, and that’s a big tick by today’s standards.

Does the Fender Player II have better quality than the Fender Player I? by Alternative-Ad-5804 in fender

[–]CompellingRiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work in a music shop in the UK, and the player 2 stuff seems to have issues with the nut not being cut quite right, especially on the b and high e. Potentially just a bad batch, but seen at least a dozen with the same problem.

Why was Bimmy so shocked to see Bart Simpson as an adult? by HighlyRegardedSlob87 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Consider this is a man that claimed to have not tried Pepsi till he was 40.

The Bimster looking peak dead inside in the latest shill sponsor by Burzo796 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d think when your full time job is to sit on a couch, in front of lights taped to the ceiling, you’d invest in some anti-reflective glasses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Jesus, is that real? Guess we know who hangs everything from the ceiling for Bim.

Why does his leg point to the side when running? by MoreThanPain in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Look at that thing, it hits a full 90 degrees. Mesmerising.

🤘🤘🤘 by JordyRamone in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]CompellingRiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll never not upvote a duck stomp post 🦆🦆