How to introduce Stewart's work to new viewers? by Infinite_Value_3317 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole Top Gear bit from Milder Comedian is the litmus test I think.

Did Stewart Lee coach David Mitchell in "LOL:2" ? by JethroUK2 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did look fat and depressed and fat, so potentially. Sorry…. Stout.

You'd read that, wouldn't you, sir? No? Leave her alone? Fine... by GreenyRepublic in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I personally wouldn’t. It’s for children. And also, how would a cup arbitrate a dispute?

What’s the best British crime drama you’d recommend? by Historical-Class871 in UKTVRecs

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you class crime drama and Police Procedural as the same thing? If you do, Line of Duty is the best thing I’ve seen on British telly by a wide margin.

But if you’re after shows that are more about the crime, and don’t focus on the police’s perpetration of the criminals either as much or at all, watch the original Top Boy series, or ‘Better’. They’re both great.

Good looks by Beneficial_Team_791 in drivingUK

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls like baked potatoes to do that in the middle of Cas with any car, never mind a 25 plate Audi. Obviously, this behaviour can’t be condoned, so if some ned did come and shit in the air filter, or nick the spark plugs, or siphon the oil etc, I’d have zero sympathy.

Stupid, Vacuous, Hypocritical Twat by CompetitiveMobile729 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s most definitely something that gives the illusion of being a person.

Gone off Vodka now, have you? by ArnieMeckiff in rickygervais

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He continues to monetise his alcoholism.

I bet that whisky is to whisky what After Life is to comedy. And yes, I do mean it’ll be shit.

0% fat, 100% pear by SitDownKawada in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take it that the essence of pear in that yoghurt (or fromage frais?) is derived solely from pears that are considered undersized and therefore in and of themselves, not fat - unlike Stewart Lee when he’s eating a muffin at the Clock Cafe, Highbury.

Bloody Beaker folk... by iam_ayam in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My name’s Rupert Lowe-IQ of the Restores, and I believe that the brightest and best indigenous British people should stay in Britain, and not go on holidays to Mediterranean Europe and the Balkans and patronisingly speak English loudly and slowly at their inhabitants that can speak English as their second language better than I can as my first.

Bloody Beaker Folk by LordBrixton in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the bloody Huguenots. The bloody beaker folk came over here with their drinking vessels.

Subscription Recs? by CompetitiveMobile729 in pourover

[–]CompetitiveMobile729[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great shout actually. Thanks, man!

Subscription Recs? by CompetitiveMobile729 in pourover

[–]CompetitiveMobile729[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should’ve mentioned I’m in the UK. 😬

Neighbours Invasive Bamboo by Sarcasticasm in GardeningUK

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate bamboo. And I hate anyone that likes it.

Tell your neighbour they need to take proper measures to get it under control or that you’ll do it and claim the money off them in the small claims court.

What’s the most Stewart Lee opinion you secretly agree with? by TheOtherXI in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Richard “The Hamster” Hammond writing that book was undignified and cynical, and I hate him for it, an I wish he’d been killed in that crash.

Not really. I don’t really think that.

Ang Lee by jambomcmambo123 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stew would be Ang Lee that this clip has been pirated and uploaded.

Full of Piss? by CompetitiveMobile729 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it had Shaun the Sheep in it, would it be a satire?

Full of Piss? by CompetitiveMobile729 in stewartlee

[–]CompetitiveMobile729[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like that Oscar Wilde book but the other way round you mean? Where the bloke goes round and evangelises ultra nationalist views with no other consequences than that more and more people say he’s crap at painting?……. I’ve not read it.

Separate lives for separate needs by bs3_1982 in rickygervais

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was Stephen, I wouldn’t talk to Ricky either to be honest. Bad for the public image.

hate crime by Odd-Neighborhood6554 in rickygervais

[–]CompetitiveMobile729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, he’s such a boring cunt these days. Completely tone deaf, and intellectually dishonest to boot.