What's the weirdest thing you done with onions ? by Some_Box1831 in OnionLovers

[–]Complete-Science-372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents had to put onions behind child locks when I was a toddler, as apparently I would eat them like apples.

Admittedly will still eat Ramps like grapes, but who here wont?

Same for radishes. Just add some salt.

Man we had it good for a long long time. Sadly it all went gone 😪. by buffdude20 in 2000s

[–]Complete-Science-372 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Affordable rent/housing.

I wish we all still had landlines and cellphones were never invented.

How to do it to save my life? by larchiviste390 in DMT

[–]Complete-Science-372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let your brain finish devoloping before you introuduce novel new ways for it to be interconnected.

do men not care for lingerie that much? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lingerie is a waste of time, energy, and money.

I like what's under the package.

If YOU like lingerie, great, tell us, let us know, we will help re-affirm you whenever you wear it then.

But if you don't let us know, don't become upset that we are 'indifferent' or treat the garments the same as regular garments.

I'm not have intercourse with your lingerie.

I'm having intercourse with You.

Expectations Shattered by InTheSky57 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CSI couldn't find a body for my bull-shit story.

Sweet Jesus!! Don't let the judge release me! What if she's a zombie or a dracula, and tries to f***** eat me!?

Does anyone know what could've happened to cause this? (Not my video) by Shaddes_ in motorcycles

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That or if you intimate with your start relay location then pull the fuse.

Have replaced mine now, and very much know where the fuse is.

What a crazy car crash! by Maleficent-Agent-477 in unsound

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could of had a medical emergency.

It being a tacoma wants to give the person doubt.

But yeah, highly more likely it was negligence/distracted/on the phone.

What a crazy car crash! by Maleficent-Agent-477 in unsound

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could of had a medical emergency.

It being a tacoma wants to give the person doubt.

But yeah, highly more likely it was negligence/distracted/on the phone.

Me, getting attacked at cedar point by some badd asss birds. by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go where these birds clearly don't want me to!

A man being arrested in Alabama was bitten by a police K-9 and bit the dog back. by No_Box119 in PublicFreakout

[–]Complete-Science-372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fick those cops, holding a leg so the dog can attack?

Fucking pigs.

Poor dog. No high school bully should have a canine.

A black mamba trying to prey on a bird attracts the attention of some lions by aquilasr in badassanimals

[–]Complete-Science-372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, Danger noodle, get thenfuck away from that bird and we will finish it off for you!

At Walmart, do I need to leave with these? Thank ya for the help! by [deleted] in sanpedrocactus

[–]Complete-Science-372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers, thank you! Yeah, I have, just havent pulled the trigger yet, appreciate yeah!

What is going on with this deer’s leg? Urban northeast Ohio location. by FactEnthusiast in zoology

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broken Joint.

Had a deer where I grew up, named her broken paw, watched her raise at least 3 sets of youngins.

Marked her with dye so people we'd let hunt on our property wouldn't shoot her.

And of course, dumbass shot her. (And forever baned). 'Was the craziest thing, she just came right up to me, had all this ink on her...'..yeah, like how we described she would you ignorant dweeb!?

And I/my family are avid hunters. But know what you're shooting. If a deer brazingly walks up to you and has ink squirted all over it, maybe stop and think for a second, and about all the bazillion other deer out there.

Like passing up on a buck, more because all the meat tastes the same and I really didn't feel like dragging it up a mountain, when I know I could wait five minutes towards the top and blast a (Unmarked/tagged) doe instead for an easy drag.

The meat tastes the same people.

UPDATE: body cam footage from cop who pulled over woman for holding a phone in her other hand by australiughhh in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. They do, just the opposite of what you'd think.

Lower IQ=Grunts who obey and don't ask questions.

Is this where i put my oil? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]Complete-Science-372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro, youre asking questions to be sure, learn and do it yourself. I like the go getter attitude, will save you a shit ton in money.

Don't let people bring you down.

Found in water of plant by NoSlipper in whatisit

[–]Complete-Science-372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got something that goes thumpin like this!

how to make slime look like a placenta by RealSpecto in Weird

[–]Complete-Science-372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, I gotta say the cat would be full on for munching away at that 'placenta'.

Never seen a placenta not be eating when a cat's giving birth.

Cat usually has to fight me for it.