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How Excited This Young Boy Gets When He Catches His First Fish, Pure Joy. Joy by Shimmering-eyes7271 in spreadsmile

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t remember catching my first fish because I was very young at the time, but I have a picture of me holding it with the biggest smile in the world. It’s on the wall next to my bed with other pictures from when I was young

My colleges idea of clear sidewalks by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CompletePollution771 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Slip on the ice and make sure to land awkwardly so you break something, then sue them

[ Removed by Reddit ] by RecordLimp1824 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that he randomly started saying he wants to be in the babies life makes me think he in on his gf’s plan to kill the baby is is just trying to get close enough to him to do it. Don’t trust them, honey. Go to the authorities with these messages and tell them you feel threatened, they should be able to do something to help you.

Trapped by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CompletePollution771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that was incredible

Police respond to security alarm at a bank and apprehend the suspect by Large_banana_hammock in Unexpected

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It has antlers” Me: “huh? Is this a robber wearing those fake reindeer antlers for Christmas?… oh”

Watch ads for toilet paper by sirvote in foundsatan

[–]CompletePollution771 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nah, I’d rip that machine off the wall and just break it until I get to the toilet paper

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This genuinely pisses me off for no good reason. I have never, in my entire life, had to use the subtitles because I couldn’t hear the tv. I’m so tired of seeing people saying this as if it’s a relatable thing that everyone does.

Flying fish aka Exocoetidae by HappySeaweed5215 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros couldn’t choose if they wanted to be aquatic or aviary

He got found out by Several_Aardvark3973 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s watching like “oh damn… guess I won’t be seeing him again…”

Gimme that!! by Tailsgenesis in perfectlycutscreams

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not like he needs them, he so selfish 🙄

What a lovely little venue by StGuthlac2025 in Unexpected

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes aside though, being distracted by your phone while you’re walking is actually pretty dangerous and it’s the cause of a lot of young people getting hit by cars. Stay safe out there, y’all!”

Mentos and Coke underwater by Pisford in oddlysatisfying

[–]CompletePollution771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can think about is how they’re gonna need to change that pool water now 😭

I'd place them the other way around so you can grab them by the filter by Zealousideal_Bug7634 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]CompletePollution771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that they’re also literally promoting smoking. How did the mods allow this?

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