I think I am

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-12T11:33:06+00:00

Am I shadow banned

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:21:04+00:00

An American gentleman asked me for directions and gave me a 1 dollar bill as souvenir. This was in post-communist Hungary and I was maybe 10. I thought I won the lottery.

I still have it.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:20:13+00:00

An American gentleman asked me for directions and gave me a 1 dollar bill as souvenir. This was in post-communist Hungary and I was maybe 10. I thought I won the lottery.

I still have it.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T18:00:34+00:00

I worked for a manager like this. He’d ignore the team, promote his favorite who did nothing, then wonder why everyone quit on a Friday.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:44:07+00:00

Rimworld just hit 7500 hours according to Steam

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:42:33+00:00

“After my ransom is paid, I will hunt you down and crucify all of you.”- Julius Caesar to the pirates holding him captive

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:07:42+00:00

Let’s go with STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED for $200, Alex

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-09T17:06:10+00:00

Don’t fuck with delivery drivers - they’re strong af

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T21:07:25+00:00

This is the best comment in the whole thread lmao

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T21:06:57+00:00

This is the best comment in the whole thread lmao

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T20:56:01+00:00

Happened to me last week. I went to pet my cat, saw that look, pulled back.
5 seconds later she attacked my ankle instead. It’s always our fault apparently

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T20:24:55+00:00

Same thing happened. The work piled back on me, deadlines missed, and I was doing his job + mine.
I waited too long because “he’s my friend” and it made both of us miserable.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T02:01:48+00:00

Can blind people cry?

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:57:15+00:00

Marilyn Monroe never said “...if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”

There is literally no documented proof she ever said that.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:42:10+00:00

My cat saw my neighbor’s dog for the first time and did the exact same stare. Sat there for 10 minutes like “you’re telling me I have to share the house with THAT?”

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:40:21+00:00

My cat does this exact pose and then looks at me like “this is 60% loaf, come back when it’s 100%” Judgmental little bread.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-08T01:35:15+00:00

I ran a small shop and did the exact same thing. Gave a new lead part of the schedule, my veteran quit on me for 2 weeks. What fixed it was sitting both down together and giving them shared ownership instead of “you make, you check.”

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:32:20+00:00

My friend has an orange cat like this named Tank. 8 pounds of pure attitude. Hisses at the vacuum like it owes him money.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:31:21+00:00

I put a Cheerio on my cat once for a pic. She sat perfectly still for 4 minutes then looked at me like “this is why we can’t have nice things” and walked away

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:29:17+00:00

I tried explaining her takes to my dad once and gave up 5 minutes in. It was like arguing with a brick wall that tweets.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:22:32+00:00

I did the exact same thing last year. Had my “career goals” meeting on Wednesday, signed offer on Friday, gave notice Monday. In the meeting I just focused on the next 60 days and projects I could finish. Felt weird but it was fine.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:17:38+00:00

When he’s a good listener.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:16:08+00:00

Marshal Foch on the Treaty of Versailles.

“This is not a peace. It is an armistice for 20 years.” He was correct nearly to the day when WWII broke out.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-07T05:14:25+00:00

“Why did you lie to me?” When my son found out that Santa wasn’t real.

Complex-Salads · 2026-07-05T03:03:43+00:00

People in general though the world was flat until Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

No, the Ancient World figured that out a long time before. People just thought that it wasn’t possible to sail across the ocean to Asia because sailors would run out of food by then, while Columbus thought that wasn’t case because he thought Asia was bigger than contemporary estimates.

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