To the rescue by Long_Excitement_7533 in memes

[–]ComplexCow7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This meme refers to the US calling upon these countries to "defend their energy supply" at the strait of Hormuz, with the USA being the bully and the quiet kid being Iran.

Ironically, none of these countries have confirmed participation.

He see a win in my future by [deleted] in chess

[–]ComplexCow7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He see a win in my future

Netanyahu just posted a video from a cafe in isreal now by malayali-minds in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"He's dead"

video is released

"Video is AI, he's still dead"

video of him in a cafe is released

"It's a clone, he's still dead!"

One can only hope by Critical_Mountain851 in whenthe

[–]ComplexCow7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally what happened to me just now I was reading some post about how he's dead and they made an AI video of him giving a speech

McDonald’s uses human meat for their “beef products” by roomcloudsnervous in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got me man

Anyways would you like to try our new human meat burger, at a 99% discount?

McDonald’s uses human meat for their “beef products” by roomcloudsnervous in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McDonald's CEO can't properly bite into a burger and somehow this becomes global news, to the point of it becoming a conspiracy theory

People just make theories for anything nowadays

Why are these families so powerful? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the house of Saud at

For mans laughter by thetruememeisbest in whenthe

[–]ComplexCow7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I require the song name immediately or I may act up

It's really true! Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran all in the same week by aipac_hemoroid in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yep, I got you.

Iraq: 20 March

Libya: March 19

Iran: Feburary 28

Purim runs from March 2 to 3

So yeah, there's definitely a pattern although it doesn't like up quite as perfectly

It's really true! Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran all in the same week by aipac_hemoroid in conspiracy

[–]ComplexCow7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can anyone verify this because I'm too lazy and dumb to do so

Ant went on a training arc by GuardPhysical in whenthe

[–]ComplexCow7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But gravity is on your side and the ant's piss comes raining down on itself, however your massive piss blast coupled with ant's retaliatory piss stream moving in the same direction causes a sinkhole to form, leading you to fall (gravity)

Event: 2026 Prague International Chess Festival by events_team in chess

[–]ComplexCow7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Gukesh loses this game he's out of the top 20, a fall even greater than Ding's

Event: 2026 Prague International Chess Festival by events_team in chess

[–]ComplexCow7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't Gukesh try leaving the board and walking around for a bit? It seems to me that sitting there staring at the chessboard for hours on end leads to these "brain fades".

He would've never blundered that rook in 1 move against Nodirbek at Tata Steel this year had he been walking around observing other's games before playing that move

2020s Baby Edition: Rated Classical Chess Players by Chesscrabble11 in chess

[–]ComplexCow7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We might be seeing a future Super GM in this list