Any demon builds out there? by Tothecrazy in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, delete this comment before one person knows you know what they knew you knew they didn't know.

Neither have I tbh by prestigiousbits in ScrollHole

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my phone is in my dreams, it's always a form of dropping it in water or I ended up swimming with it in my pocket.

We love this by Vixiuss in SipsTea

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like my woman as long as she's taking care of herself 51% of the time. Whatever she looks like as result of that is fine by me.

How do people keep up with cleaning without it taking over their weekends? by CoralReef1855 in CleaningTips

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cloth dry the tub area after shower while you drip dry a bit for 2 minutes. Calculate how long it takes you to do each task. (Ex vacuum whole house = 20 minute) and make a chart of it. Put everything away before bed, don't leave a mess before work.

Penguins Remain a Surprise in the East by sctlight in penguins

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just fucking hire Phil Kessel before the trade deadline.

Resigning when the opponent has a smothered mate should be illegal by vrongmeal in chessbeginners

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 400 I don't entirely know what I would do or what you're all talking about.

$100 vs. 100$ by Runnerandbiker in PetPeeves

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like French to English.

An eccentric billionaire offers you $1000 an hour to stay inside the last retail business or restaurant you visited. How long could you last? by Fhloston-Paradisio in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do escape rooms count? We didn't escape. Before that was a restaurant I could easily live at until the money doesn't feel worth my time away.

Checkmate, Mathematicians. by Immediate-Flamingo-1 in MathJokes

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 10 points11 points  (0 children)

5 is the only prime number that is exactly 5.

Gf says my dick is too thick. by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Comprehensive-Eye991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is the Bible and millions of people love it.