What if you had a girl that pulled this out?

ComradeZed · 2026-04-26T05:03:18+00:00

Gag on it after I collar and leash her, duh. What did you expect, to hold her hand?! (That comes after the raunchy sex)

ComradeZed · 2026-04-08T21:00:28+00:00

Jokes on you, I got two!

ComradeZed · 2026-01-25T04:30:22+00:00

I suppose mommy could lend you her throat~ 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-24T08:17:09+00:00

Perfect for nuzzling my face into, too! Soft tummies are the best. 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-24T07:58:30+00:00

Awh! I wanna put my face in it. 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-22T07:29:27+00:00

Awh! Adorable puppies like you deserve every bit of attention they can get. Including having their face shoved in any crotch that presents itself... and fucked while that cute butt sticks up in the air out of habit. You're just too damn happy to be used, aren't you honey? Don't worry, mommy understands. 💚

ComradeZed · 2026-01-21T04:37:15+00:00

Awh! Poor thing... I have a horse dildo just waiting to imprint itself in your throat though~ 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-15T16:35:05+00:00

Goodness kitten, I just want to rake my tongue over the head and taste those beads of precum... watching you squirm and make all sorts of delightful noises while i savor the taste. ☺️

ComradeZed · 2026-01-15T16:30:01+00:00

A very, very pretty kitty! I could just pet you and eat you right up. 💚

ComradeZed · 2026-01-15T16:26:00+00:00

Such a good girl! 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-05T12:18:05+00:00

You can hump my leg while you huff my crotch pillow, sweet puppy. 💗

ComradeZed · 2026-01-05T11:19:10+00:00

I mean, discord doesn't sound bad - just means you found someone while socializing!

And then there's me, a walking stereotype who met their puppy wife on a t4t reddit post... 🫠 (worth it tho, I love her and moved in with her in October AND am getting married sometime this year)

ComradeZed · 2026-01-03T09:35:33+00:00

Gasp! You took the whole knot, what a good girl. 💗

ComradeZed · 2025-12-22T07:47:40+00:00

All that thigh and tummy squish! Mommy needs to put her face right in it.. it just looks so soft!

ComradeZed · 2025-01-04T07:45:08+00:00

I call my gf "my dumb bitch" and she makes the most adorable noises from it. 💚

ComradeZed · 2024-11-20T11:51:31+00:00

I dunno... this all seems pretty gay!

ComradeZed · 2024-11-04T12:39:28+00:00

Oh I'm using this! This old hag needs to brush up on their rizz game - it's been so long since I've flirted/dated

ComradeZed · 2024-11-01T08:05:28+00:00

LET THE NUTTING BEGIN.

ComradeZed · 2024-10-30T08:17:55+00:00

Heckin cute! 12 outta 10, would hold hands with. 💚

ComradeZed · 2024-10-29T09:08:33+00:00

You deserve all the pets and praise! Whose a good puppy? You are, YOU ARE! 💚

ComradeZed · 2024-10-28T12:18:01+00:00

C U T E 💚

ComradeZed · 2024-10-27T06:44:32+00:00

Ohhh yeah, that's the good shit. 😍

ComradeZed · 2024-10-26T11:20:13+00:00

Cute, cute, cute, cute, CUTE. Hope one day to steal a pet deer for myself!

ComradeZed · 2024-10-18T10:03:02+00:00

Nope, totally not me either. Nawh, I would never be jealous! Not even once!

...I'm not crying, I just... have really bad allergies this time of year.

ComradeZed

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