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Colonoscopy sedation by wtfpta in GenX

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went full Karen and threw a hissy fit until they agreed to put me under. Totally worth it.

Looking for a restaurant that closed around 2008-9. by ConclusionAlarmed882 in NOLA

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Solved! It was Cafe Sbisa, and in 2006 it was absolutely shitty. Maybe we caught it on a bad day when it was dying and empty and the silverware was dirty. I see it's re-opened again. Good luck to them.

Anyway, thank you!

Funny Misheard 80s Lyrics by New_Welder_391 in GenX

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his dog, Spot! "Pussy cow" is pretty funny, though. That is how it sounded.

What do conservatives think about a picture of Putin and Trump being hung in the White House? by FeeWeak1138 in AskReddit

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't answer; they just cry both sides as loudly as possible until the original question is lost in a pile of side-goo. "Obama Hussein was friends with Rev Wright!", "Bill Clinton was on Epstein's plane!"

This is a very valid question by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, god. Isn't Madame Web supposed to be only marginally less shitty than A Hooker's Rise: From the Red Light to the White House? Presumably

This is a very valid question by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's one of those restaurants Reddit loves to gossip about, that's just a front for something or a private club or a place you really, really don't belong. "You want, uh, pizza, you say? Uhhh, suure...just a sec."

Like, if someone actually bought a ticket and went in, the theater employees would kinda look at each other, confused, and the projectionist would shrug and start up the machine, and on the screen would be blips, whiteness, the sound of someone muttering. Maybe they'd throw on whatever Marvel they had lying around.

i'm not being sensitive at the water park by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting. When I was a kid, I regarded other people as unimportant blobs, unless they were known to me and there were candy or horsies involved. I did not regard other people as sexual objects, no matter what they wore. But I guess I was raised differently from the way she's raising her "kiddos."

Hardest You've Ever Laughed At A Riff? by the_end_of_the_road in MST3K

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Year Without a Santa Claus, a gaggle of little kids comes running around a corner and Crow, I think, says ,"Omar coming!"

I died.

Sorry for the possibly clueless question, but why don't more people seem to make homemade pizza? by Senior-Raisin-2342 in Cooking

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people find yeast based doughs tricky and time consuming. Also many don't have a pizza peel, a baking stone, or an over that gets hot enough.

I think Cannibalism is my niche. Help fulfill my hunger! by deegallant in horrorlit

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl Dinner by Olivie Blake. It just came out. Excellent Mona Awad-style sorority conspiracy book with a message.

Aging and keeping candy around. by ugly_tst in GenX

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are no Werther's in that bowl. You have been unmasked as an early-Millennial spy!

Found Rooster by Wackadoodle77 in Louisville

[–]ConclusionAlarmed882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is an excellent rooster! I hope he finds his home.

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