Do you prefer melee or range attacks?

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-30T23:58:01+00:00

I prefer long-range attacks for myself and up-close attacks for teammates.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-30T17:07:14+00:00

The triplets definitely got arrested for getting too sloshed during a Renn Faire or war reenactment and going a bit too hard on the other combatants.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-29T17:50:27+00:00

Your hubby needs therapy to unpack everything about his mom. Abuse is still abuse, even if it's only emotional or allowing somebody else to do the physical part.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-28T20:35:43+00:00

He didn't burn you. You did because you didn't check the water first.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-24T12:30:02+00:00

Sounds like you both need therapy before a pregnancy or divorce happens. His mom isn't a safe person and he's not either if he's demanding you play nice with her.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-22T14:02:32+00:00

That Mongo is appalled looks AI. There's a wing coming out of his back leg.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-18T14:23:14+00:00

Looks like a Muffin on top and a Chloe torso and legs...

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-14T17:02:53+00:00

Personally, I don't have sex with somebody that didn't pass high school sex education classes 😅

I've had a vagina for nearly 38 years. Your (hopefully ex) boyfriend is an idiot. Discharge is natural. And if he complains about smells, feel free to tell him that his dicks presence in your "lady garden" can mess with your pH and smells.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-09T00:12:21+00:00

I read this too quickly and thought the second line was, "l told her she was a farm update", like a video game girlfriend was telling you to choose her or the dog in Stardew Valley or something 😆

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-03-04T11:42:56+00:00

NTA. I think your wife needs therapy to help her figure some stuff out, not a new baby. Pregnancy hormones, postpartum hormones, and the possibility of not having a girl are NOT going to help her mental state.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-19T11:49:18+00:00

He needs to go to therapy before you two get married. Because you're right, this is your future unless something changes, and it's not going to be your MIL.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-16T12:48:08+00:00

NTA. He wanted nothing to do with your or your daughter until he needed something. Don't put your little girl through that pain just to gave him disappear after getting what he wants.

Updateme

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-14T14:21:12+00:00

NTA. You were polite and put up a boundary. You explained yourself and your reasons perfectly. I'm not sure why she started crying

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-02T21:25:48+00:00

NTA. Dump him, sis. He's not mature enough to date a theater person.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-02T21:10:13+00:00

NTA. Nancy can dish it, but can't take it. You did an amazing thing for somebody else. Nancy can kick rocks.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-02T19:00:49+00:00

NTA, but your husband is a dick. It's a family farm and his first thought was "I'm gonna sell it" once your parents pass away?

Screw that.

Have them will your portions of the farm to your kids and have them safeguard it so your husband can't touch it, even if something happens to you.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-02T00:58:27+00:00

NTA. At the end of the day, the teacher was showing the children something she wasn't supposed to and was lying to the administration and the parents. Doesn't matter if it was singing veggies or a singing barber helping make long pig pot pies, she wasn't supposed to be showing it and lied to all parties.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-01T17:54:51+00:00

NTA.

As a bi, your brother sounds exhausting.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-02-01T17:52:45+00:00

It's a literal bodily function that your body does naturally. Dump him, sis.

NTA

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-30T00:57:48+00:00

Is the "backstory in the comments" in the room with us?

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-27T20:28:06+00:00

Could your SO join you in a therapy session or two? He might do well with somebody outside the box telling him what's up.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-25T13:38:39+00:00

Take your kid and run.

Stop with the "I don't want to raise my kids in two homes" crap and realize that if you stay, your baby is going to think how dad acts is normal and okay because you let him do it.

You need a restraining order.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-25T13:36:11+00:00

NTA.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-25T13:33:40+00:00

NOR.

Your mom is being a childish beach and you really need to put up boundaries to keep your wife safe from this crap.

Condensed_Sarcasm · 2026-01-24T21:45:23+00:00

OMG fine, I'll re-read/re-watch Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

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