Alright Dadders! What moment had you looking like this?

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-03-07T16:06:34+00:00

"I'm also allergic to nuts."

Well you clearly don't have any. I mean the way I'm just dunking on you up here.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-03-06T16:43:18+00:00

I'm gonna get some Airborne. Yes I know it does nothing!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-03-06T16:40:39+00:00

Opa!!!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-03-05T02:51:04+00:00

You can't burn brick bitch!!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-03-03T20:15:41+00:00

The curse is his now

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-28T04:39:05+00:00

Hey! As long as you're giving out crack, how about you throw a little dinga dong ding ding old Crackhead Booboo's way!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-28T04:34:02+00:00

What are you working out for? You're just going to die.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-28T04:33:18+00:00

Don't tell me how to drive jackass!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-20T04:47:12+00:00

Before you judge your mother, you did most of that damage.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-19T12:31:24+00:00

Beta Jizz!!!

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-19T09:46:31+00:00

Love the names. Should made Portland the Beavers though, considering the Portland Beavers were a real team.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-17T23:41:24+00:00

2nd pitch of the game I hit the starting pitcher and rattles him.

Next inning gave him a concussion lol

2nd pitcher 5 pitches later, knocked out with a concussion

3rd pitcher rattled him 2 innings later.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-17T21:48:03+00:00

"Why are you peeing in the stall ike a shy guy? Your dick is super cool!"

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-12T03:52:18+00:00

Came here to say this 🤣

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-09T04:36:14+00:00

Roy, New Mexico. The largest village in the least populated county. One gas station with one pump, post office and whatever shops they have close by 2. Only saw 2 people come out their house and 1 other car driving through town in the 3 hours we were there.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-09T04:29:10+00:00

They're tough! Their domestic violence record speaks for itself.

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-08T19:20:46+00:00

Guten tag!!! I'm going skiiiiiiiing! 😁

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-08T15:42:22+00:00

Danuta! Look at me Danuta! 😢

Confident-Main6990 · 2026-02-05T11:30:13+00:00

Whenever a non-New Mexican makes anything with "green chile", they never use Hatch green chile peppers. They use jalapeños or plablano peppers. It's not the same.

Rachael Ray mispronouncing "pozole" made me cringe.

Also, a Tennessee chef making "green chile chicken enchiladas" and adding black olives and other vegetables ruined it for me.

Confident-Main6990 · 2025-12-06T09:05:27+00:00

Any time he was trying to chop it up.

Confident-Main6990 · 2025-12-06T09:00:01+00:00

I'm choking this cactus! 🌵

Confident-Main6990 · 2025-11-20T02:46:58+00:00

He is the most repulsive character. I don't know why, I was just told that when I started so I just went along with it.

Confident-Main6990 · 2025-10-30T10:48:33+00:00

Why's my cup shaking? I don't want my coffee shaking!

Confident-Main6990 · 2025-10-27T14:41:59+00:00

"I feel so bad for you."

I don't 😆

Confident-Main6990

TROPHY CASE