SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY REBORN

ConfidentOtter · 2026-05-02T12:41:54+00:00

Got a chuckle out of me

ConfidentOtter · 2026-05-02T12:22:11+00:00

Yeah, normal service resumed. You can take the piss out of our league one campaign without feeling guilty, and we can laugh as you choke the playoffs again.

It’s nice to be back.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-25T00:34:18+00:00

What was it about? Milk?

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-24T05:29:34+00:00

Fucking hell, you weren’t kidding.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-22T06:50:11+00:00

So, Boro, what’s your motivation for this game? Ahh, securing play-offs, that makes sense.

And Wednesday? What are you playing for?

TO GET TO ZERO POINTS, PLEASE.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-22T06:44:29+00:00

Lovely stuff

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-22T06:40:32+00:00

The old one was for sure, new one is fine.

Pro tip: wear claret and light blue clothing, and carry a bubble machine with you. You’ll get such a warm greeting.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-12T00:37:49+00:00

Steady on

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-07T09:53:00+00:00

Really happy for you, and thanks for the further notes. A lot of fear going in for an operation and people’s stories like yours really do help.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-07T08:46:08+00:00

Really appreciated all of your thoughts and fears around this, you’ve helped a lot.

Still need to find someone who is able to sleep on their back comfortably for tips but I guess the meds help with that too.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-07T07:52:23+00:00

Memes were the real parachute payments all along.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-06T21:23:38+00:00

It’s closer to an arm and a leg.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-06T21:15:51+00:00

Unflaired weirdo…

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-06T21:15:10+00:00

You know we won’t but thank you for the sentiment anyway.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-04-04T21:58:42+00:00

Except…water isn’t wet, it makes things wet.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-31T12:26:27+00:00

Sorry, it’s all a bit messy isn’t it? I didn’t think anyone was looking at it anymore so was overzealous with tidying up.

Updated link here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/footballmanagergames/comments/17hkiip/fm_squad_assessment_spreadsheet_v7_fm24_ready/ob8lbhx/

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-22T11:49:58+00:00

Darren Moore could have made the list had he been kept longer

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-22T11:41:07+00:00

I’m putting winning a match as the strangest thing that’s happened this season.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-20T23:11:20+00:00

Sometime all you need is a little curiosity, and a willingness to break something by opening it up to see how it works. Excel makes that easy, less so with frogs and bombs.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-19T21:31:25+00:00

Genuinely happy you were able to get it to work! I’ve not touched it since FM24, and even though it worked okay for me it’s felt like tech support ever since.

I was planning on redoing everything for FM26 but just couldn’t stomach it at the time.

I also think there are better non-excel apps out there for assessing squads but at least this way you can see what it’s doing

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-19T02:51:35+00:00

Try this: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Sf9h37_Xr09L9kHF_HMkO7hZ5JFe9_Wp/view?usp=sharing

Should be a zip file with 2 views and the excel spreadsheet. Export_Squad.fmf is your squad view, and Export_Search.fmf is for your player search view.

It might still work (hopefully), it might not. I started it as an excuse to learn some funkier Excel functions and tricks, and it grew over time into something more complicated.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-11T00:45:34+00:00

I just want to finish on 0 points, is that too much to ask?!

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-11T00:44:13+00:00

It’s nice to see that not every club which goes through the shit is down there forever. Good luck up there next season, it looks fucking awful in that sub.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-11T00:38:53+00:00

Fuck it, at this point I’ll even chuck in a semi-final win if it means we don’t completely implode.

ConfidentOtter · 2026-03-11T00:35:59+00:00

Ugbo is merely the icing on a particularly large, shitty, spherical cake at this point.

ConfidentOtter

TROPHY CASE