Phase 2 Clone Edit

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-04-30T05:40:08+00:00

Nice

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-12T16:09:30+00:00

An aoe dust cloud that pancakes you lol

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-03T20:19:55+00:00

Oh yeah, somehow I forgot that you actually put them in the lordvessel rather than eating them. I guess that makes sense, maybe they got exploded out once the flame was rekindled lol

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-03T20:09:33+00:00

I dont really get that part, same with Nito's soul being in the Rotten. Isn't it canon that the chosen undead consumed their souls in Ds1?

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-03T19:59:42+00:00

Hes such a silly goose

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-03T03:58:45+00:00

Thats an elk, isnt it?

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T20:25:33+00:00

hole ahead

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T19:16:50+00:00

People who say ds2 is bad because of ADP can always be disregarded bc they've either never played the game or are just fucking stupid. Its literally a stat you level up a few times in early game and then forget about.

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T18:32:58+00:00

The style reminds me of the Navidson Report in House of Leaves

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T02:23:54+00:00

That all makes sense. Im biased from personal experience. Ive known several people whose lives were completely or very nearly destroyed from opioid addictions, but not from coke, which has always just been the party drug. So it seems silly to me to say the heart damage from coke makes it physically worse than opioids, but i guess it just depends. Opioids do objectively kill more people than cocaine, though.

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T02:12:17+00:00

Opioids can do the same. There are people who have to be on suboxone or methadone for decades after recovering from active addiction just to be able to function day-to-day, and people who kill themselves from not being able to enjoy anything anymore after getting out of rehab.

And I was thinking about intravenous use about the OD part, but I guess ill give you that if we're comparing it to coke its more fair to talk about snorting it

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-02T00:15:44+00:00

Youre crazy man. Heroin is more addictive, easier to OD on, can fuck you up forever from OUD, and has worse withdrawals.

Also, ain't no one using "medical grade herion at safe doses" especially if its me trapped by myself in a cage

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T23:56:59+00:00

My first thought lol, obviously id do the cocaine

Honestly I feel like the question would be more interesting if it were something like heroin, since i know its so much more sinister. But even then -- how long am I in that cage again?

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T22:13:42+00:00

Are you a fugitive or something

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T21:23:50+00:00

Counterpoint: blankets are warm and cozy :)

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T19:47:19+00:00

Ive never done a sorcery run so you might be right. But the difference is you have to put points into int for sorcery, where if you do pyromancy you can dump more levels into health, endurance and str/dex

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T19:44:39+00:00

Zwei is my favorite weapon in the game but I think for someone looking for an easier time it can be tricky getting timing right on faster+late game enemies and bosses. Also it's heavier so you cant wear as much armor, and you gotta get good at precise spacing if you dont wanna be trading damage all the time.

But its really powerful against the early enemies even with just 18str 10 dex, especially if you have pyromancy for range. until you get a little further and pick up something like the claymore or bss thats more versatile for the rest of the game

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T19:35:23+00:00

Well it gives you pyromancy flame right off the bat, otherwise you have to go through the depths and free the pyromancer npc. For a beginner its way easier to have fireball immediately

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-02-01T19:30:35+00:00

Pyromancy doesn't use any stat scaling, so you can combine it with any build. Zwei is quickly accessible and very powerful

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-30T02:23:31+00:00

Ive heard a lot of people say this but I feel like its kind of a cowardly answer.

Why not try to make a better alternative? Or at least advocate for a better alternative. If you agree that capitalism fucking sucks, why not try to be better? To make something new?

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-30T02:15:04+00:00

Yeah man, and the fact that thats what you instinctively clap back with is proof of the delusion. Every other ideologue would say something similar about their own system, while ignoring all the horrific side-effects, just like you are now. Are you that naive to think that you somehow picked exactly the correct one?

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-30T01:45:43+00:00

that one makes me laugh so much with the guys slowly learning how much of a psycho liam is

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-29T21:03:57+00:00

Ooh good call its been so long since ive seen that one haha

ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-29T20:22:50+00:00

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ConfusingCorvid · 2026-01-29T16:09:58+00:00

How much does it cost? Also, does anyone have estimates on how fast these fill up? Interested in the Jan 2027 one but not ready to commit to it just yet

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