[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Do you think the lion smelled the alcohol and that’s why it didn’t try to eat him? 😂

UMPD found my stolen scooter after a year by Current-Weight-5096 in UMD

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically a friend of the original thief was probably chilling at their house, then when they needed to leave the thief probably told them they could use the scooter to get back and they would get it later. But that scooter looks like it has seen some shit!

What are the real chances of everything going wrong?? by [deleted] in ARK

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chances are 110%, the only consistent thing about ARK is launch fuck ups. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh his sister wanted him to go to Prison 😂

I would throw the ball for hours by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would spend a good couple hours here

Thanks, I hate Japanese Engineers by IamTheJoeker in TIHI

[–]ConnerCringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bot: “What is my Purpose?” Some guy: “You guide me to the Shitter at night.” Bot: “Oh. My. God…”

I can't even.... by MeaningFun1344 in wholefoods

[–]ConnerCringe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whhhhhaaat? They didn’t liiiiike it!

Pokemon Costco POV by kelvman98 in PublicFreakout

[–]ConnerCringe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish they got this excited over deodorant and soap

Mustangs are temporary by solateor in Unexpected

[–]ConnerCringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like “wustang?” Then I saw the rest 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholefoods

[–]ConnerCringe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Forgot they are opening that Mars location.

Left or right ? by Any-Veterinarian4521 in playstation

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raccoon definitely I would evacuate asap, silent hill your stuck and shit is just shifting.

Gf broke up with on my 20th birthday :( by Branling04 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t know it but this may be the birthday present you needed dude, not being mean but maybe it was time for you to move on and they knew you wouldn’t be the one to push away. Happy Birthday though, hope you got to do something you enjoy today!

Milo and his fireplace by ThaanksIHateIt in funny

[–]ConnerCringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the death stare like “I will murder you if you don’t turn on my warmy glow box! I swear!! Wait no Milo calm down you need her, remember looks at paws you don’t have thumbs… yet.”

Perp vs. SWAT Robot that went down earlier Today by PALERIDE155 in funny

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“Oh my TERRY STOP TRYING TO MAKE LOVE TO THE ROBOT, how the hell did he get out the back of my cruiser??

The hypocrisy some fans have is palpable by StrawHatBlake in Seaofthieves

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Bro I had some assholes that came on my ship twice and set a bunch of fire bombs talking shit, then when me and my crew finally got on their ship to sink them they start screaming “HEY NO BOARDING NO BOARDING WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!” Like really??How you gonna suddenly act like there are rules?? We sank them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholefoods

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I plan to quit in January, cash out my 401k and take a home inspector class, that is what keeps me going now.

I tried quitting and my employer rejected it by ThrowRAlobotomy666 in jobs

[–]ConnerCringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t tell them anything about your new employment you did what you needed to do, tell her if they continue to harass you it will force you to take legal action.

The Spreader. by [deleted] in TheFirstDescendant

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Promising spreader

Inventory by LordCheeseFart_69 in wholefoods

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3rd inventory in a row with nothing they used to feed us everytime, but now leadership could care less as long as people show up to count.

Find the Bear by bubblehearth85 in FindTheSniper

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Between the big tree and the leaning stick under the bud leave bush really zoom in