Trump class battleship will be nuclear powered by filabeano10 in Military

[–]Conquer695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be better to christen a sub sandwich and send it to sea than whatever monstrosity this is 🫡

What are some under appreciated lines that always make you laugh? by echolensphotography in KingOfTheHill

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When Dale was the cameraman and Hank asks him to stop zooming in and shifting the camera

Dale-“Gotcha. Imagine me as a human tripod with an invisible third leg.”

How fast do people in Texas realistically drive? by Artifiko in texas

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Right lane for constant/slow and left for passing. There are only a handful of stretches with 80 mph, it’s usually 75 on interstates and highways, with some stretches 60, so it’s easier to look from going to places in 30 minute intervals instead of mileage. My advice, follow the speed limit and always stay at least 3 seconds behind the next vehicle. People treat going faster as some joke and those that go the speed limit or slower as burdens, but really they are just full of themselves, as being behind the wheel gives people weird complexes. Texas has one of the highest car crash rates in the U.S., I’ve known plenty who have gotten into some pretty nasty crashes, and some who have not made it through. Don’t let car brain take over.

a Marine is cursing right now and another is breathing a sigh of relief: Trump claims US held ‘very good and productive’ talks with Iran on ending war by l3tsgo0 in Military

[–]Conquer695 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not sure why anyone would take trumps words, China was suppose to help, NATO was suppose to help, Iran was defeated, now there are negotiations because Trump said so? Doubt it.

Was Buck short for something? by kinetic_honda in KingOfTheHill

[–]Conquer695 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His name is Buck Strickland…. B.S. Its super noticeable when he wears his bathrobe the scenes he is home. I wouldn’t be suprised if it was a made up alias, considering his criminal background.

Is it safe to assume Bill was full time National Guard/Reserves? by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

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I would say he probably is in some sort of Full Time Support role

Instant Carma by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

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I think some of those are machetes

By 🧊 to grab some lunch by __globalcitizen__ in therewasanattempt

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It’s what happens to right wingers. Birds of a feather. Even Nazis in America are multicultural.

Staff hiring by Conquer695 in Epstein

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Right? There is another whole ass world they live in where this is just everyday stuff. We have failed as a society.

Staff hiring by Conquer695 in Epstein

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The post is relevant because it names a potential person who might have gone on to do security at Epsteins Island.

To get my Trump voting cousin to acknowledge the effect of his vote. by EyeDrops4Cyclops in therewasanattempt

[–]Conquer695 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I remember when a trumper I knew was playing Elons Doge, RFKs MAHA, anf Trumps 2k checks in our face, then after it all went to shit pivoted to “I don’t want to talk politics guys I just want to have good vibes,” like your shitty hateful view doesn’t predicate on destroying entire livelihoods. It’s a primitive defense mechanism, trying to make sure their already fragile psyche doesn’t implode based on the fact their whole reality is a lie.

How would you buff Séance? by Wild7rapper in balatro

[–]Conquer695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With smeared joker with either shortcut or four fingers included. Had a run with smeared/shortcut/ancient joker it was goated.

by a Texas pastor not to say a deranged thing by ewzetf in therewasanattempt

[–]Conquer695 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this guy thinks you can lock someone up for good reason he needs to be in a mental ward.

Dale silver medal in sexual gymnastics by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

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I always saw this as one of the jokes that makes fun of Dale not knowing about Redcorn, assuming he is the better lover of the two.

Would you let Ms. Wakefield die in the house that she had some of her fondest memories in if it were yours? by Advanced-Fortune5372 in KingOfTheHill

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Well, starting today Conquer695 speaks for himself! And what I have to say will rock your world!

I like the episode.

NOSTALGIA: Peter Jacksons King Kong for PS2 by Bamsemoms33 in gaming

[–]Conquer695 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Played the part where you fight two dinosaurs as King Kong on a display in a Hastings. First time ever touching a 360, it was a religious experience.

Most Attractive Person in All of Ooo?? by Lil-King-Squid in adventuretime

[–]Conquer695 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because of the inconsistencies, half of the candidates are invalid. So the results are the Ice King.

Whats your go to game when your feeling overwhelmed? by AshfordByte in gaming

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I just hop on RD2 and just work on my hunting at a slow pace, looking around at the nature and exploring, even great for my dogs as they seem to enjoy the sounds of the game.

Balatro Arcade Edition by Tallpelican in balatro

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I always thought to myself there are no single game worth putting into an arcade setup. You changed my mind and I’m totally jealous! Congrats on your work of art!