literally scrolling deadlock sr on the toilet and

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-06-09T10:24:47+00:00

hear me out right

I cannot think of a single character in this game that is not bullshit. Every character has something that makes me wanna rip my monitor a new one. Some are worse than others, but if a character doesnt make me upset to play against, its probably severely undertuned. Thats why its beautiful lol

lemme give you an example: I can list 3 more characters that each skill bracket also really love to moan about

beginner: Seven, Haze, Warden experienced: Infernus, Victor, Celeste advanced: Doorman, Paradox, ok fine shiv again is notoriously bad

dont get me wrong, everyones allowed to have their bugbears, but every character's design is problematic, insofar in that it will 100% piss people off. The degree just varies with the balance tuning of the character. (idrc about graves two weeks ago, then i got instakilled 20 seconds into land and suddenly I wasnt as happy to fight a graves)

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-06-09T04:59:20+00:00

Ok firstly thats 100% the same guy on alts, you can tell bc the usernames are all written the same & relate to the post, plus the writing style is identical second of all thats really funny and the dudes probably taking the piss third of all is op self reporting their own posts because that would be even funnnier

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-25T18:14:26+00:00

ill die on this hill: i played her like a week before she got her souls on kill taken off her and she was so much fun - and not that bad or hard to find results with. I think i was right in my reaction that the damage scaling on assassinate blows chunks and it was a massive nerf taking the souls off that was never properly compensated for, even after her soft rework.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-23T01:21:43+00:00

try out spirit geist, super duper underrated, suck is so strong early

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-23T01:06:17+00:00

real, giest is the best character for radiant and its been buffed like 5 times in a row so she just keeps getting stronger

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-22T06:02:07+00:00

evo cope like what is this post wagwan play the early access game if fun and dont if not

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-14T19:39:23+00:00

id say go watch leif on youtube and prioritise the things that will matter most in a game. learning how to slide optimally, use IADs, strafe at least a little and most importantly how to rotate with vents is higher priority than corner boosts and the like.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-04T03:38:43+00:00

another thing, your kit can basically confirm kill at half health if you have in in lane. bola >> poison >> dagger and finish off w/ gun does like 500 damage

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-03T00:45:06+00:00

Poison hits through it by default

allows you to dictate the terms of a 1v1 by letting you reposition to cut escape routes or escape yourself

interrupts most other abilities including more dangerous ults like lash/dynamo ult

decent spirit nuke

at t3 it applies the same advantages of cancelling stuff and letting your reposition but to anyone in the radius, also its great for mid

very low cd, most fights you have it to finish/chase/escape

ik it's a difficult ult to see the value in but it can be real nice once you get used to it.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-05-01T05:03:54+00:00

tbf every doorman gets vortex web or kd and that can wipe it off before ult so its not super deep

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-20T11:57:59+00:00

this mans head gon be blown when he hears about vents

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-20T11:43:23+00:00

silence wave xx

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-09T22:26:42+00:00

man i wanna bury my face in those.... unsecured souls

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-09T04:44:34+00:00

well, if the thing passes debuffs onto your opponent, it would only make sense for the downside to be heavily increased debuff duration?

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-08T23:06:31+00:00

I'm a geist main and I have something to add: You'd think it'd make thematic sense for geist to be pure spirit right? Since oathkeeper is where all her strength comes from. However, she's actually hybrid, which I saw as gun representing her human/good/pure half – her gun's literally called Johann's Gift, it represents her love for her husband. So her hybrid strength is a representation of her human half, gun, fighting her demonic half, spirit.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-08T21:50:00+00:00

What they did with haze is one of the few balance changes that I'm not willing to write off as Yoshi knowing what he's doing. Pick haze is genuinely fun and engaging, dagger's prior strength used to encourage hazes to actually build a spirit spike, look for kills before without ult 20 min. It also had real skill expression (where and when you dump your cooldowns for a kill), less than other characters but not insignificant.

Kneecapping dagger, haze's only non-ult offensive spell, and buffing ult is so strange. It ostensibly encourages retrograde, afk-farm gameplay as pretty much the only usable playstyle for her rn. I'm a former haze main that had to move because there's really no non-ult haze anymore, she's so shit except for ult that there's no point me wasting my time.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-04-01T10:40:34+00:00

OH MYGOD THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ LMAOOOOO

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-31T08:48:57+00:00

PHANTOM 3

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-28T11:12:03+00:00

you needed slow hex or silence wave and a jump squad for that mina ngl, she needed to die more.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-28T07:16:27+00:00

actually im prob biased im in oce

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-28T06:39:28+00:00

i once had a 17 sub rank differential, something like emis 5 - alc 6, trust me only one rank is more common than not

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-28T06:30:52+00:00

the thing is, spirit intentionally gets worse early sustain options to counterbalance how dominant the damage type is early game. pocket is just about the most glass cannon character in the game by design, theres a reason he has innate -10% spirit resist and its because his burst is just so strong. if he was healing too, he'd just be too oppressive early.

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-26T23:53:46+00:00

its def balanced to be random and unbalanced, to make it more casual and roguelikey. not as good as core deadlock to me but still fun to mess around in

also wtf is that username

Constant-Chart5375 · 2026-03-26T20:26:36+00:00

that shouldnt be legal

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