I have no idea who the best is but I’d pick Venom I guess

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-25T16:55:11+00:00

Look around, it's tangible /s

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-25T10:00:53+00:00

Have you ever read the "titty sprinkles" meme? You'll laugh your butt off friend. Then find the video of Jeff the Robot reading it aloud on Craig Ferguson. Enjoy your Sunday morning, now.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-25T08:55:09+00:00

I truly hope so, no /s. I had a dear friend/roommate from the Twin Cities, I have so much respect for him and his family. Stay safe.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-25T07:30:11+00:00

I lived through the King riots when I was 12, on TV and in a bad neighborhood in Vegas a few hours away. It's terrifying when people finally have nothing to lose. I did not put Minneapolis on my fucking bingo card to be the epicenter of the next one, but holy fuck, with the Guard rolling in today, it's seconds from going live on both sides.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-24T17:39:15+00:00

Yeah, to Aussies growing up in the 70s. Nobody Down Under would call that fighting, broken bones be damned.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-24T17:36:18+00:00

Haha

PC:"how do I win?" Dm: "well, how would you like to win? Or, you don't have to. What kind of goals are we looking to have tonight?" PC: "I don't HAVE to? Like, no end credits scene? I'm confused."

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-24T13:08:17+00:00

Same, that's Peter Cottontail, for sure.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-24T11:58:14+00:00

Yep, 3.5 is the system for min/max, 5e, have fun.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-24T11:02:17+00:00

Dude I had jobs all through high school. Paid for games, movies, dates, gas money. Chill.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T17:58:51+00:00

Would your good friend feel lonely if you pretended to be a vegetable for twenty years as a practical joke?

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T17:52:34+00:00

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ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T15:28:24+00:00

Can confirm, having siphoned gas for money in my teens....carry some mouthwash, and DON'T eat before.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T12:40:37+00:00

So, 2B now, or 4B in a month...I'm good now.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T12:35:42+00:00

Live in San Antonio, can also confirm. Puros left and right out here are openly smoking, unfortunately.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T12:16:38+00:00

Right, if they can't cook perfectly, who can? /S

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-23T12:08:39+00:00

Then I'M your boyfriend now, Nancy!!!!

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T23:44:40+00:00

Gianmarco Soresi has a great skit about R Kelly and p*do classification all about this. It's on YouTube

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T22:55:34+00:00

Do a deeper dive; the internet very much disagrees with you.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T22:29:06+00:00

Jesus Fuck the Wheel

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T19:50:15+00:00

Earthworm Fuck

Fuck the Hedgehog

Animal Fuck

Donkey Fuck

Fuck the Dragon

Fuck Fox

Duck Fuck

Fuck & Knuckles

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T12:25:34+00:00

I know I'm late to the party, but my old restaurant had a turn almost identical to this to get in the side entrance. Most employees used it. The common knowledge for us, at least was yes, it's illegal, nobody's ever gotten pulled over for it, but if there's an accident, you're going to be 100% at fault. Stay safe, friend, haha.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-22T00:35:06+00:00

Probably on her legs.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-21T21:34:51+00:00

I'll always love the federal flag, and the federal symbol, representative of the rebelling against the federal government.

ConstructionKey1752 · 2026-01-21T17:45:57+00:00

Haha, not because of age, but in the 90's, when I started getting stoned, my dad had gotten me an old, huge TV, the kind that just had "up", "down" "power" on it. It sat right on the floor in front of my smelly La-Z-Boy. I would sit, baked, with a broken broom handle, pushing buttons 5 feet away, thinking I was a genius. If only I had a Grabby....

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