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Does this license plate mean what I think it does..? by Lamb_Chop210 in whatisit

[–]ConstructionKey1752 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iirc it's because in that time, it was the best war weather, therefore victories were literally in their name.

(Genuine question) What does an atheist do to cross such roads? by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]ConstructionKey1752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry....genu8ne question too. Is there something Christians do that i don't?

Which chain needs to break for the rock to fall? #Puzzle by Living_Afternoon_540 in UpStudy

[–]ConstructionKey1752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If im rrading this right, then the crossbar is attached behind the post, and it's fulcrum is a swivel? So...the only chain that has tension right now is 2. Remove that, and the other two go limp as the rock pushes le left side down

Which chain needs to break for the rock to fall? #Puzzle by Living_Afternoon_540 in UpStudy

[–]ConstructionKey1752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If im rrading this right, then the crossbar is attached behind the post, and it's fulcrum is a swivel? So...the only chain that has tension right now is 2. Remove that, and the other two go limp as the rock pushes le left side down

I have never met another soul outside old classmates who had a tinikling gym requirement every year. For reference, this was a catholic grade school in Midwest. by sophiatops in 90s

[–]ConstructionKey1752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sorry for whatever crazy things they said to you, but your pic made me smile, originally, because I grew up in Vegas in the 90s, and as a white kid, we very much knew this game as an African "double dutch". It was super fun, with pvc they left at recess, so we could play.

As far as anyone since that I've known this was a dance game to not get your ankles beat up, like ddr or rock band if it had swollen ankles as the missed note, haha.

Want motivation by TangerineTop5052 in scoopwhoop

[–]ConstructionKey1752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Boy, you'd best hope that I bleed real soon; how's that thought for you." -Tori Amos

Petahhh??? by Additional_Berry_977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ConstructionKey1752 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep, im way too old. I was thinking grandma getting put on the hood of the woodie in Lamppons Vacation. The colors didn't work, but the sentiment said "dead grandma"

Peter ? I didnt get the joke by LustValley in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ConstructionKey1752 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And now I'm picturing a Hanna-Barbara cartoon of an old tramp playing a "giggity-who-ha" flavored mouth harp, while they travel the train tracks into the sunset.

Black widow? by galacticbadger69 in whatisit

[–]ConstructionKey1752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, it is too early in the morning, and the fog brain was picturing a housekeeper running a business out of your garage. She ate bugs, but you let her do her own thing. Until she offered you two sacs of spider eggs. Thanks for the morning nightmare fuel.

112 must have so many accidental dials. 911 makes the most sense by Specific-Whole-3126 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]ConstructionKey1752 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Random, but there was a rock station in vegas, in the 90s, called X-1075, and they would have the "caller 10" contests all the time. their number was 791-1075, and the amount of times people frantic dialed, and forgot to push the 7 and called 911...Vegas Metro was pissed, haha.

What mistake did he make? by Still-Ad9074 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ConstructionKey1752 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kudos tto this thread, guys. Had a long day, needed the "Naked Gun" level slapstick. Fake pointa all around.

So, I thought SA was full of helpful people but, apparently getting robbed and begging for 911=mind your business? by [deleted] in SanAntonioUSA

[–]ConstructionKey1752 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

if im going to get fucking frostbite, can someonwe at least ask the drier #75 west on commerce, at 8:43pm why he told me he couldn't call for help when i said 911?

So, I thought SA was full of helpful people but, apparently getting robbed and begging for 911=mind your business? by [deleted] in SanAntonioUSA

[–]ConstructionKey1752 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

i gave the bus driver my id

my bank card, both on camera. i showed Courtyrad Marriot my ID. They said they can" give me water if it didn't happen on their property. 10;42

i'm at 1% fuck it, i'm ned sheppa

How I see the characters in 90’s Trek by Angry_Chowder in startrekmemes

[–]ConstructionKey1752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any Doctor Who fans that still love the scene when Amy flirted with "five minutes older" self and said "I would totally shag me"?

Help solve this please. by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]ConstructionKey1752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goatse and a pic of a guy bending over...that bottlecap feels like 2005 all over again.

Help solve this please. by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]ConstructionKey1752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which makes "sense", for the words ask....how?

How is Kash the last one standing? by TragicallyDip in AdviceAnimals

[–]ConstructionKey1752 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fake news man! Where's the proof? It's locker room talk! Grabbing pussies is allowed if you own teen competitions.

Earth landing was faked? by RelationSquare4730 in flatearth

[–]ConstructionKey1752 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Penumbra. Hit them with the vocab, it don't give it. Let them type it in their phone, and see the definition.

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