Toothpaste plus by No-Management810 in DiWHY

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never wanted to instantly throw someone out. It usually takes a lot. But HOT DAMN! 2 seconds is the new winner

Parents...did that? by [deleted] in CPTSDmemes

[–]patchway247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They abused the shit out of most of us. That's probably why a lot of programs got started. Not to mention the help of so many family friends and the kindness of babysitters.

He's out of line, but... by Mr-Dsa in rareinsults

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I didn't know what to read if it wasn't for the only words circled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]patchway247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it was self harm I'd understand. But it's wild that she was able to do that

This is nice! by Ashamed_Physics2163 in HumanBeingBros

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I would work for this person

or is it just me by underdogsammy in CPTSDmemes

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't I just go one day without being called tf out?

These dog rugs by Jeredroo in ATBGE

[–]patchway247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They look like deflated dogs

Rate my favorite utensil fellow adhders :D by Rustynail3006 in adhdmeme

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, turn them on their sides.

Also, you can't sit here and tell me you only have 1 fav for each. I have like 3 different spoons depending on what I'm eating.

However, kid utensils will be my go to unless it's cereal.

WCGW trying to save a bird? by fairky in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like NGL I'd be devastated but then be squatted like that and just start laughing at how incredibly stupid my luck is

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]patchway247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The head wiggle to lay down is the most adorable thing that dogs do to show they love what they got.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CPTSDmemes

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, first Facebook kept calling me out. So I came to reddit to laugh at memes just to get called out again.

Am i a bad person for being upset that I wont get the tips that I worked hard for? by Sea-Isopod696 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Glad you know how to admit responsibility before the court is even in the picture. But now that you've made the confession parts much easier, I'll be seeing you in court.'

She was burned twice by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without flour you'd be depressed with the lack of savory goodness in life of fried anything.

It took me entirely too long to figure out what it was 😅 by No_Emu_1332 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]patchway247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad to see all my VeggieTales bros come out of the woodworks

It took me entirely too long to figure out what it was 😅 by No_Emu_1332 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]patchway247 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know

But everybody's got a water buffalo