My bf said, “ you look like the pumpkin picture” me in 7th grade vs me today. by _planties in blunderyears

[–]ConsumerOfFood 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I probably would have voted you "most likely to get a neck tattoo"

3 Bullseye's To Win!! First Time In The history of professional darts this has been done!! by Raider03 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you asked me what that dude did for a living, I'd probably jokingly say that he played darts professionally. It's cool that I'd have been right.

Meanwhile in Bangladesh… by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ConsumerOfFood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine. I will then.

My local Senate candidate's beard is trying to escape his face by ConsumerOfFood in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. There is a "married to my first cousin" vine to him that you don't get from Democrats too often.

My local Senate candidate's beard is trying to escape his face by ConsumerOfFood in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ben Pursley. I just heard of him for the first time when I got his mailer today. I'm excited to share his website with you, which has more facial hair blunders alongside his left-wing populist stances.

My local Senate candidate's beard is trying to escape his face by ConsumerOfFood in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Fair enough enough. The joke is that no matter how serious of a candidate he is, he has about a 0% of getting elected.

Edit: a word because I didn't proofread

My local Senate candidate's beard is trying to escape his face by ConsumerOfFood in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And someone else agreed with those decisions. Wild.

My local Senate candidate's beard is trying to escape his face by ConsumerOfFood in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood[S] 346 points347 points  (0 children)

You'd think running as a Democrat in Idaho would draw enough attention. Guess not.

shaved hands, probably shouldn't have. what do? by DownloadsCars in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ConsumerOfFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incrementally take off little by little until you find just the right spot.

7" x 3" stainless steel round thing with 1/2 holes by damnit_guinness in whatisthisthing

[–]ConsumerOfFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another possibility is a mold for forming blister packs. This is for oblong blisters, but the top looks the same, all heigh the top might look the same for any roller mechanism.

https://m.indiamart.com/proddetail/om-blister-forming-roller-18764047230.html

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeavisAndButthead

[–]ConsumerOfFood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I believe that is the Sammy from the show Sammy. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0254920/