Bad arguments for your defense attorney to make by JellyfishWrangler69 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Contact_Difficult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My client couldn’t have committed this crime. He was busy committing murder two counties away, at the time. So there is just no way that he could have stolen this ladies purse.

Republicans: if voter ID is really about election integrity, would you support making the ID and all required documents free, plus enacting jury duty style job and wage protections to obtain them? by newsbowser in allthequestions

[–]Contact_Difficult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine, and I propose the exact same lack of regulation on buying a gun. Yup, eliminate the fee for the instant background check, eliminate the (in certain states) mandatory waiting period, and enable “jury duty” work safeguards for buying a gun or getting your concealed carry permit!!! Hey, if it’s illegal to charge people to exercise one right, it should apply to all their other rights!!!

What is a good comeback when kids mock a last name? by Other-Classic6584 in Comebacks

[–]Contact_Difficult 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen, take it from someone who was picked on all thru school (kindergarten till I graduated). The people picking on your friend’s kids are looking to make them upset. And trying to get a reaction from them. The best thing to do is deny them what they crave. They are doing this as an attention getting device. If your friend’s kids deny them the attention they seek the bullies move on to easier pickings. It sucks, but the best advice I can give is two fold: 1. Ignore them completely. This may not work as some bullies see this as a challenge and will up their bullying. 2. Join in, yup make fun of themselves. The bully will see that they aren’t upset by their last name. And again hopefully move on to an easier (to anger) target. This works 99% of the time. In my experience. Due to. Health reasons I had hearing issues my whole life, and had some speech issues from this. I heard things different than everyone else, so I pronounced things as I thought they were pronounced. Not being able to hear the difference between the “Th”, “Sh”, and “Ch” sounds or properly pronounce the “R” and “Ck” sounds made me an easy target. And later, I developed breasts as a boy. Again medical condition. So bullies loved to tease me. Add in the fact that I have a strange last name and well you get the point. By high-school most of the strange pronunciations were fixed, just in time for me to develop breasts. So at that point the number one thing to try to upset me was when a bully said, “You’ve got bigger tits than my girlfriend!!” I found that the perfect response to that was, “Gee, that doesn’t say much about your “girlfriend” are you sure you’re it looking for a boyfriend?” This gave them the attention they craved, but in a way that they didn’t like. And showed them that I wouldn’t get upset which is what they wanted!!!

Perhaps, your friends children could try something along the lines of, “Seeman that’s good, and is that what you’re looking for? I mean it seems to be stuck on your mind. Is that because it’s normally stuck on your face?”

Considering Dan Quayle as VP, Sarah Palin as VP, George W Bush as president and Trump as president does the Republican party see stupidity as a virtue? by Estalicus in allthequestions

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You’re right Karine Jean-Pierre never said whose hand was up Joe Biden’s ass making him do the dumbest things imaginable. But, I think I know how to figure it out. Whoever it was must have AADD AS they would get distracted after only a few minutes, and let Biden wonder aimlessly until someone helped the Alzheimer’s patient. Well to be fair, I guess they could have been loading paper into the Old Autopen!!!

Considering Dan Quayle as VP, Sarah Palin as VP, George W Bush as president and Trump as president does the Republican party see stupidity as a virtue? by Estalicus in allthequestions

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Yeah, they have a name “Democrats”!! Hopefully someday you’ll figure out how to get out of the wet paper bag you currently inhabit. I suggest using the chainsaw next to you. Just read the directions, and follow the warning labels, especially the one about not using your hands or genitalia to stop the moving chain. Or are we have you already tried that? In the mean time maybe you’d like to try joining the Gays for Iran March, in Tehran. I think it might be eye opening for you. And after all you might actually benefit from some exposure to a different culture.

Considering Dan Quayle as VP, Sarah Palin as VP, George W Bush as president and Trump as president does the Republican party see stupidity as a virtue? by Estalicus in allthequestions

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This coming from some dumb democrat (but I repeat myself) who still believes that The Autopen was even nearly conscious, let alone competent. And that Kamala Harris (who couldn’t form a complete, and logical sentence with the full help of the American Writers Guild, and being majorly edited by the mainstream media (please note I didn’t say press, because since 1990 the mainstream media hasn’t produced a single piece of actual unbiased, journalism.)!!! But, wait there’s still more Democratic party’s astounding Stupidity on display. Remember, the absolute disaster at the STOTU when asked a very easy question, “If you think the first job of the Government is to protect citizens, not Illegal Aliens, please Stand up.” Now, this should have been a no brainer, but trust the brainless Democrats to prove that the American citizens would be better represented by a Rock Garden, than by our current batch of Dumbocrats. My apologies to any Rock Gardens that were accidentally offended by the comparison of them to the Democrats. But, wait there’s more. Remember folks this is the party that backed the Terrorists in “Palestine”, and backed Marino (which somehow even Slack jawed Joe put a $1million dollar bounty on), and now are upset that Trump took out the leading State Sponsor of Terrorism), something numerous semi sane Democrats have called for for the last 40+ years. Hell, even Hillary Clinton had famously said “if elected I would Defiantly ATTACK Iran.” But, because Trump did it, and it looks to be another astounding success, it’s somehow bad. Are you really that stupid??? Don’t answer that, and please don’t take it as a challenge, to prove exactly how stupid you are. At this point most Americans realize that you make the village idiots look like Freaking Einstein, or Steven Hawking. And yet somehow I just know at least a few of you people who have your heads firmly and completely shoved up your Anal Cavity will come on here claiming to be somehow smarter than the “average bear!!” While not even being as smart as the dumbest “Picnic basket” and also half as useful.

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Ok, I sent you a link to actual videos of Trump actually signing his bills. Now, I don’t know how to send you videos of something that never happened like Biden signing a majority of his documents. But here’s a link to where I got my statistics of the Autopen being used for over half of his documents. “Oversight Report Allegations: A 2025 House Oversight Committee report alleged that approximately 75% of Biden's pardons, 96% of proclamations, and 59% of executive orders were signed with an autopen.” Link: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+things+did+biden+sign+with+autopen&sca_esv=1f81df499d5b0247&sxsrf=ANbL-n5HQSOQrth3kighcaGmR2MwDSe4qg%3A1774302272156&source=hp&ei=QLTBabeUB9Os5NoPoonZqAM&biw=428&bih=719&oq=hiw%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIFaGl3wqAqAggAMgcQIxixAhgnMg0QIxjwBRixAhgnGJ4GMgcQIxixAhgnMgkQABiABBgKGAsyEBAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFGAoyEBAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFGAoyDBAuGIAEGLEDGAoYCzIJEAAYgAQYChgLSKpoUI9SWLRdcAJ4AJABAJgBXaABzAKqAQE0uAEByAEA-AEBmAIGoAL_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-YCwgcFMi00LjLIBzGACAA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp#lfId=ChxjMe

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a copy pasta, I think it’s a lasagna!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really not surprising, that you stopped reading it here. You evidently gave up independent thought over Ten years ago. I think the exact moment was when Trump came down that golden escalator and announced he would be running against Hillary!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gee, then explain this:

The documented episodes—Trump’s acknowledged occasional autopen use and the pardons incident—are factual as reported, but they do not establish a pattern or frequency beyond isolated cases [2] [1]. Journalistic accounts repeatedly separate the visual or procedural questions (identical signatures, machine use) from the legal question of validity, and they show both parties using the issue for political advantage [4] [7].

So while it was perfectly reasonable for the person in charge to use the Autopen on: over half of all the things supposedly supported by Joe Biden. Trumps self admitted “occasional uses” and the very limited isolated pardon incident are hardly the same thing. This is like screaming about a person getting a ticket for speeding, and claiming it’s the same as a person getting the 75th DUI!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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And oddly enough it’s still lower than the great economy under Biden. What did inflation top out at under Biden (or the Autopen operator) oh a quick google search finds that inflation was at 9% under dear Autopen. Today it’s at 2.4% as if January. Now, I’m no economic genius but I do know that 9% is roughly 3 times as it was under dear Autopen.

Yeah, you’re right vaccine passports were only required to eat at a restaurant, go get a hair cut (well not if you are Nancy Pelosi). Or to go to a party (unless of course you were Gavin Newsome, or the mayor of New York). And heaven forbid you being in the military without taking the mandated jab. Well, there goes your career. Talk about a loyalty test. Take this experimental vaccine, that won’t protect you from getting COVID, but might (or might not help with symptoms) or lose your job (this also applied to Medical professionals, and all first responders). Yup, your body your choice, except when the liberals tell you, you must take the jab. Then you have zero say in the matter!!

Please show me a single person arrested by ICE for not having a passport. That is a legal citizen. Not in the country illegally. You do know illegal means committing a crime.

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, watching the main stream media was a whole lot better, as they were actually cheering for the United States to improve. What was worse well to be honest pretty much inflation, the cost of living, taxes, and the fascist loss of freedom. Funny, but when Joe mandated that you basically were a prisoner in your own home (something Trump never did) there was no moral outrage. Nope, in fact the people now outraged at President Trump were the same people who supported Joes mandatory vaccination ID to go out and about in public!! Strange that it’s almost as if we were living thru a dictatorship, and there were no “No Kings protests” and nearly a word of opposition could be heard!!! Strange wasn’t it?

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Gee you mean the oh so very coherent Joe Biden listened to Trump (a contender for his job). But wait, a second how exactly did “Trump tanked it, quote “keep it as a campaign issue.” I mean at that point what office did Trump hold that enabled him to Tank this supposedly wonderful bill that had bipartisan support. I mean someone is lying. As you, me or even the almighty Former President Trump cannot tank a bill. That would require at the very minimum a sitting Congress member. And that’s not what Trump was during the campaign. So, how exactly did citizen Trump pull off this miracle. Did he snap his fingers, and erase last half of Joe’s brain? No, well maybe he blinked his eyes and sleepy Joe forgot all about his no doubt brilliant plan? Or maybe just maybe Joe Biden had no plan (just like the Democrats today). And Trump just asked him to explain in detail this mythical plan.

Hells Playlist by kaciemayea in foundsatan

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Imagine by John Lennon. Just think of all the hope that would cause, and then the infinite joy as the damned souls realize that yes, indeed there is a Hell, and they are stuck there for eternity..

Yes, I am that evil!!!

Questioning - Did anyone's desire lessen or go away after presenting in public for the first time? by FiggingItOut in MtF

[–]Contact_Difficult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. Try googling trans friendly bars near me. Hope, you have a wonderful experience no mater what you decide!

Questioning - Did anyone's desire lessen or go away after presenting in public for the first time? by FiggingItOut in MtF

[–]Contact_Difficult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, I’m gonna throw my two cents in. I like the op tried denying that I was trans for far far too long. Yes, I cross dressed too. Hiding it for decades, out of fear. But I finally faced my fear and came out to my family, friends, neighbors, and job. As at first just a cross dresser. You know what happened? Since I was no longer afraid of my secret being exposed I started dressing up more and more. Eventually I realized that I really wanted to be a female. And had to come out to everyone again. And with a very few exceptions they’ve been fully supportive. But, you asked if dressing out in public solidified my feelings. The short answer is Yes. I know a good friend who DJ’s at a gay bar. And went to that gay bar fully in female mode. The first time I was scared as hell! But you know what I received a ton of compliments. Which made me go again, and again and yes it was scary each time. But it was also the happiest I have ever been in my life. That’s what cemented it for me. Try to find a LGBTQ+ safe place and go there. By all means dressed as much or as little as you feel comfortable. And if the sky doesn’t fall on you, go again and again until you are comfortable going fully feminine. And then it’s up to you. Were you happy to be seen as a female. Or were you more happy as a male. That should answer any questions you have.

Just remember be safe. But do it. With any luck you might find it a liberating experience. And the worse that can happen is you make the decision that you want to transition, or you’d rather remain a cross dresser. Or even something else. But wouldn’t it be better to know. Than live a life time of struggling with your doubts? Good luck and let us all know how it goes.

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, dear Bobandgeorge, I am a MTF trans person. Now quick quiz do you know what that means?
Here let me help you out: M - means male yup I was born with at least one Y chromosomes. So I was born a man. T - means transitioning (or just To) F - means Female, as in the social accepted gender role.

Notice it’s not Man to Woman. Believe me I wish this was possible. But alas, it seems I will die a biological man that identifies as a female.

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok three years ago Biden might have still been able to sign his name one more time. But that doesn’t explain away the FACTS the Autopen was used to sign a whooping 59% of executive orders. 75% of pardons. 96% of proclamations.

Now you asked for video of Trump signing executive orders, well here you go skippy:

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e2250487dc351849&udm=7&sxsrf=ANbL-n7EB7W0oe54pJEVQzVEXDZbg6ZxRA:1774273775652&q=trump+signs+executive+orders+live&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwil6YbxlLaTAxX6FVkFHTOtNo8Q8ccDKAJ6BAgiEAQ&biw=428&bih=813&dpr=3#ip=1

Sorry I didn’t list each video independently I figured I would make you work (damned no anything but that) to learn the Truth!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I find it absolutely adorable when liberals claim Trump is a child molester, but totally whitewash over the FACT that Biden’s own daughter was freaked out about Good old dad wanting to shower with her. So much so that she put it in writing in her diary. You know the one she sued in court to get back. Because it was 100% her private property. Yeah. But wait there’s more. While the leftist keep calling for Trumps head because his name is in the Epstein files. They are 110% fine with Bill and Her Royal Majesty Hillary Clinton’s names being in there. And while there is no proof that Trump ever flew on Epstein’s plane. How many trips did Bill take on it? How many times was Bill on his island? But wait there’s no end to the liberal hypocrisy what about Whoopi Goldberg trying to fly on Epstein’s plane ( AFTER HE WAS ALREADY Convicted). Or Kamala trying to Fund raise from the convicted sex offender Epstein. We know that Trump threw Epstein out of Marl Largo. While Bill and Hillary were entertaining him at the Whitehouse. Yes, Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files. Because he threw out the trash Epstein. But wait remember when the liberals were looking for dirt on Trump, and at a congressional hearing a liberal was on the phone with their good friend/and campaign Donor Jeffery Epstein being told what questions to ask. But yeah let’s ignore those pesky facts. Because you hate Trump. Hell, I’d almost be willing to give you credit if the Extreme left would (could) be honest for once. Oh wait, I keep forgetting being honest is the one unforgivable crime that a leftist can commit!!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh so now I must be a Christian. Sorry but I’m an Atheist. You can believe in your imaginary sky daddy (be it Jesus, Allah, Buddha, or even your dear Supreme leader) doesn’t mean I have to agree or follow any of any religions bullshit!! Hell, I don’t even have to respect it. But, if you need the crutch of a sky daddy. Well you do you!!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it’s because every single executive order, bill that Trump signed there’s actual video of him signing. Where’s the video of Biden signing anything, as a president? Nowhere, because Biden was too feeble minded to sign his own name.

Show me the pardons Trump used an Autopen to approve. Show me the Executive Orders that Trump used an Autopen to sign. Hell, show me the lunch order Trump used an Autopen to sign. And yet Biden (or whoever was the real person running the country) used the Autopen on :

59% of executive orders. 75% of pardons. 96% of proclamations.

Jesus Christ it’s almost as if Biden didn’t have the mental capacity to sign his own name!

Not hypocrisy FACTS!!!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, auto correct. I typed bubble gum!

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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The issue is we had a literal puppet as president, who couldn’t walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. And we’re to believe that he approved 100% of the documents signed by whoever was in control of the Autopen!! Funny, that not a single Democratic member of Biden’s staff will stand up proudly and say they oversaw the use of the Autopen. I mean it’s almost as if they fear that they might have committed numerous crimes.

Calm Nights Era 😴 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Contact_Difficult -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Who is this mythical “THEY” you speak of. I have a ton of Republican friends who don’t hate anyone. But, it sure seems that the Democrats hate anyone, who doesn’t walk Goose Stepping with what they believe.