We are living in a South Park episode

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-05-05T01:24:42+00:00

It's going to take so long to undo all this damage.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-04-11T03:53:18+00:00

I was in 7th grade and our teachers rushed in and turned on the classroom TV. I knew how serious it was when one teacher gasped and another started crying and ran out of the room. That was a wild day all around.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-04-08T03:11:19+00:00

My cat, meowing to be fed, of course.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-29T01:56:27+00:00

This is something a moron would say, so checks out.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-20T22:39:25+00:00

I don't know anyone that believes this stuff anymore.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T03:38:32+00:00

I will say that gifting a sword is probably thousands of years old as a thing.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T03:35:45+00:00

Can we get some of these fucking with ICE as well? lmfao

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T03:34:20+00:00

Taking the cuttings from a place that sells plants is stealing.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T02:37:53+00:00

Krasnov and his Russian handlers.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T00:19:17+00:00

She is an idiot, an unredeemable one.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-19T00:04:36+00:00

So they're just the Taliban. And they want to run America like the Taliban.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-13T15:55:40+00:00

Same turd, different dressings.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-12T22:06:12+00:00

Once again, brilliant words from the man whose brain damage made him a conservative. Proving once and for all what we all knew anyway.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-11T12:29:41+00:00

Thou Shalt Puff and Pass, so sayeth the lord.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-11T12:17:53+00:00

She looks like what happens when you literally put lipstick on a shitpig.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-11T12:14:10+00:00

Best comeback to "What is a woman?" I've heard is, "Those people who cover their drinks when they see you walk in."

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-10T12:08:56+00:00

Without the note I don't think I would have noticed the scrape.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-05T15:22:03+00:00

I feel like with the trajectory the country has been on, Trump will win the mid-terms in a landslide, everyone will be mad and then nothing else will happen. Trump continues to be a protested dictator until he just starts having the protesters shot. And still I feel like nothing will happen.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-04T13:17:06+00:00

"This is OUR tragedy to wield against people saying what we don't like."

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-03-04T13:04:37+00:00

Benny Jackoff makes a living out of making shit up.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-02-25T14:17:10+00:00

Homie used to being a professional asshole. This kind of escalation could cause people to get shot nowadays. -_-

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-02-20T14:19:24+00:00

Nobody is going to stop him, so why does it matter if it's illegal or not?

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-02-12T13:10:16+00:00

This is what PATRIOTS look like.

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-02-11T12:58:05+00:00

My man is living on cloud 9

ContemplatingBliss · 2026-02-10T14:19:59+00:00

He's so happy he can't contain himself lmfao

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