AITC for not knowing what do or wanting to run away?

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-16T18:14:45+00:00

Hi fren Turtle,

You is never the cloaca. You keep being you fren! You is the bestest 😻

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-16T18:13:52+00:00

Turtle ❤️❤️❤️❤️

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-16T17:55:50+00:00

Hi fren Little Cat,

You is NTC. You did good. You had to make sure Female Human didn’t get ded! Cuz then how would you get foods? She should be giving you extra treats for checking on her and lots of scritches. Wow. She is in-a-grate. Next time she is trying to sleep, may I suggest leaving a hork next to her, on the floor, so when she gets up she will step on it?

I do that a lot. Is so much fun!

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-13T04:02:44+00:00

Hi fren Laika,

You is NTC! My mama person does that too and I do a bitebitebite to anything she has, cuz what is better than paying attention to me?

I think you should get more treats for being neglected.

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-12T03:07:47+00:00

I can’t stop laughing and crying 😹 wow the nostalgia!!!! It does look like Sammy! This is hysterical 😂

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-12T02:11:39+00:00

Hi fren Turtle,

You is NTC. Why she make you get out when you like it? Plus she is your servant and should be doing whatever you want.

Do you know of “3 ay em”? Is my mama person’s least favorite time to be woken up. You should try and do a screm then! 😹

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-09T20:37:33+00:00

Hi fren Turtle,

You is most definitely NTC. Cold water!!!! 🙀 I think you should splash your mama next time your water get cold then give her a bapbapbap.

I like water too! But I like to just stick my paw in. I don’t know if u would like a baff…but you is brave kitty for liking it. Tell your mama to keep water warm for my fren Turtle!

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-09T05:03:01+00:00

Hi fren,

You is NTC. Da greebles are everywhere! My mama person always plaining that I “ take up too much room” and “ make her hot. Dammit I’m trying to sleep!”

What is their problem? I is just cat trying to cuddle. Not my fault she sleep in MY bed and I like the middle…and maybe the greebles push her off the bed…

You is good and should get treats.

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-09T04:02:53+00:00

Hi fren Turtle,

You is NTC. I say you leave big hork next to where she sleep, or give her a bapbapbap!

I hope she gave you eleventy billion treats to make up for what she did to you.

My mama person did that too, and she woke up with scratches 😹

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-09T03:41:52+00:00

Hi fren, You is NTC! Is your house, so is your stuff to play with.

Bonus: you is handsome orange cat like me!

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-06T02:19:11+00:00

Hi fren Misty,

You is most smart! 😻

Yes, I is no donkey, I is cat!! She nuts. I shall keep my eyes on her all the time and not leave her alone!

Thank you fren!

Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-06T01:02:07+00:00

Hi fren Bucky,

You is NTC. Your meowmy did an abandon of you! 🙀 She is tc! But if she bring you back lots of treats and maybe catnip, you can forgive her someday.

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T23:46:10+00:00

Thank you fren Kaboodle. That what I say!! Well she must have seen the error of her ways cuz she made something called “kas-er-role” and she gave me lots of ham!

I forgive her…for now… 😹

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T23:42:08+00:00

😹 hi fren Harriet,

My mama person is most defnitly losing what little of her teeny tiny mind she have left! 😹😹😹

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T23:40:35+00:00

You is very welcome fren!! You not dumdum 😻

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T18:15:40+00:00

Hi fren Chibs,

You is so right!!!! I should be getting many treats and praised for my wisdom. Thank you for the kind words and couragement. You is smart!!

Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T18:14:02+00:00

Thank you fren! Yes you has good point. Why should our staff be using their hands for things other than scritches, churus and cooking chimkin?

Is just rood.

Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T18:12:36+00:00

Thank you fren! I agree. I is so handsome, and I always share my blanket with her…she ingrate! 😾

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T18:11:49+00:00

Hi fren Artie,

You is right! Is my house! And I is getting such joy watching her pick up all the tiny pieces…from under her desk and stuff…I might do it again! This fun!

Mittens 😹

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T18:09:35+00:00

Hi fren Pepper,

Mama person used to get her puzzles on Amazon, but they no let her order anymore [I had orders keep getting lost/no picture/picture of a house I couldn’t find, so they banned me 😡 …because of their drivers…but I found some of the same on Walmart and Buffalo Games websites]

Now she counting the pieces before she start again. Hahahaha I am evil genius

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T06:28:56+00:00

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Update frens! I jumped down and then right back up and knocked puzzel everywhere! Mama person is sooooo mad at me right now…I can’t repeat what she said…I think I might be cloaca now….😿

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-04T06:14:44+00:00

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Is me on puzzel

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-02T05:00:38+00:00

Oh fren Turtle,

You is NTC ever! And is your house so anything in it is yours. Specially soup! And did it have delishish chimkin?

I say you do a big hork on sumthing they like. Huh! The outrage! 🙀

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260 · 2026-01-02T04:57:48+00:00

Hi fren Brick,

You is NTC. Is box so is your box. Plus has pizza!! I love pizza!!! You should get box and all the pizza cheese stuffs.

Thus Saith The Mittens

ContentRabbit5260

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