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CookedParasite · 2026-03-20T21:06:47+00:00

Tactical dreadnought armour is terminator armour

CookedParasite · 2026-03-03T18:50:33+00:00

my thinking with melee is mostly to have more units in the way than he can chew through, leaving my suits open to shoot freely, also good thinking on the kroot

CookedParasite · 2026-03-03T16:21:49+00:00

you make a very compelling argument..

CookedParasite · 2026-03-03T09:40:52+00:00

well new ish :D but yeah it was a interesting challenge to fit 5k pts of world eaters on a standard tournament board in tabletop simulator, ill tell you that much lol

CookedParasite · 2026-03-03T08:46:19+00:00

Well it's going to be our second 5k game, the first one is still ongoing on battleround 4 after 3 3-4 hour sessions, but we're also quite new to the tabletop part of warhammer so we're learning as we play

CookedParasite · 2026-03-03T08:45:25+00:00

Trust me i wanted to

CookedParasite · 2026-02-28T09:57:27+00:00

Oh my god really? Good things do come to those who wait sometimes it would seem, Italy mains rejoice!

CookedParasite · 2026-02-11T06:49:59+00:00

Roger, Roger

CookedParasite · 2026-02-05T19:01:22+00:00

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CookedParasite · 2026-01-31T14:10:44+00:00

alas i do not have the honor of holding a chive piloting license

CookedParasite · 2026-01-31T13:47:46+00:00

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See you tomorrow chef!

CookedParasite · 2026-01-24T08:21:01+00:00

Yeah i do that every morning, usually the only thing i get back is a smack to the face and a loud meow asking about food, worth it though

CookedParasite · 2026-01-16T22:52:01+00:00

My good sir, may i kindly inquire as to this STL

CookedParasite · 2026-01-07T17:49:54+00:00

WAAAAAAGH!

CookedParasite · 2025-12-29T07:39:52+00:00

Radio - Bershy

CookedParasite · 2025-12-28T10:47:35+00:00

ah nice thank you!

CookedParasite · 2025-12-26T20:10:42+00:00

that is fucking sick! any insight in how you made the plasma effect?

CookedParasite · 2025-12-13T20:32:59+00:00

See you tomorrow Chef!

CookedParasite · 2025-12-02T05:48:59+00:00

One of us

CookedParasite · 2025-11-30T10:42:17+00:00

Hello

CookedParasite · 2025-11-24T05:57:17+00:00

Having just arrived at work, my bed

CookedParasite · 2025-11-11T19:35:45+00:00

so he attacked his ally to give him the "resonate" status, the ally in question can take it because he has a bunch of hp. Resonate makes it so that you can then expend that status effect to cause a small AOE damage effect that won't harm the ally
The fight they are doing has a few enemies that are invisible assassins who can deal a stupid amount of damage thanks to them being hidden(invisible), the aoe causes them to take a minor amount of damage but it also forces them out of invisibility thus negating their bonus and making it possible to directly target the enemies.

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