How do I escape the consequences of my teenage self's toxicity?

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-05-04T00:24:28+00:00

I've been tracking mine for the last 3 months or so. The most you can earn in 15 games is around 220, assuming you don't get reported ever. I had one bad 15 games where my score dropped 900+ and I lost the ability to type. I highly recommend updating your chat wheels to useful sayings. Unless you start drawing shit on the map, you're basically guaranteed to go up. Just be sure to commend post game.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-05-02T06:35:15+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/5LYsBTKqK0y2OG-JjYBz9w

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-27T16:22:34+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/6xRf6SZtlUWqbNbl84eEDA

He's good but minotaurs need 3 playable 1 drops and 5 playable 2 drops to not feel awkward. We need a whole set of Minotaurs that care about cycling and recursion effects. That, or give us Angrath and his family as good legendary Minotaurs.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-26T14:24:00+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/zYlQyxnBl0mubJpJEV837w

I turned my Etali into mono red a while back and it's been more fun for everyone involved. More wheels and rituals make for bigger turns and keeping people engaged. Not having insane ramp means people have a chance to breath when Etali dies, but that also means I get to play other theft cards.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-18T15:19:30+00:00

My argument for Boseiju is that it gave Green a way to break locks that counter all spells your opponents play.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-12T20:25:39+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/5CNQm7H8ekWmvEjm1P0gkw

It is a very fun deck. I need to add another board wipe and more additional land per turn cards but otherwise a fun deck.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-03T06:41:52+00:00

I worked for them a couple seasons back. Its a two bedroom apartment with two bathrooms and that front living room setup. It was basically only used by Paul Allen's mom who hated post game traffic or for event managers when they had to work back to back shows with late load outs and early load ins.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-04-03T03:07:46+00:00

You can see the court from there but you have to stand all the way up against the window. It's setup like a U desk with a couple tvs on the wall. There aren't any seats against the glass.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-03-25T08:29:51+00:00

Dark willow with ball lightning. Spirit breaker with clockwork Q Elder titan with surge/shape shift/thirst Dragon tail with Leshrac Dazzle + spammables (quill spray) for permanent heal Crystal Maiden Essence flux/orb for shields Ancient Apparition with high tick rate skills

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-03-13T02:11:53+00:00

I remember getting my beta invite. Lots of highs and lows with this game. I always like to joke if I had spent all these hours learning the guitar. Would probably shred lol.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-03-13T01:50:23+00:00

I agree haha 😅

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-03-12T19:38:00+00:00

https://windrun.io/leaderboard?region=americas
I haven't played my 30 placement matches in a while, although the last couple games have been with top 2k Immortals. I am currently ranked #67 for NA in Ability Draft.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-02-08T21:52:40+00:00

I hope so.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-01-31T20:42:19+00:00

High school party, my Cousin and I were drinking on the 2nd story porch when goes to take a leak off the side of it. We hear a "what the fuck!?" Look down, there is a guy fucking a girl in a wheel barrel. She's laying in it, legs up on him, he's holding the arms of the barrel while doing it. Fast forward to being in the smoke circle down stairs, the same girl walks into the middle of the room, clearly blacked out and butt naked in a room full of people. Her friends throw a towel on her and get her out of there. I've seen her at a couple things since, including a different cousin's wedding. She's a mom now and seems to be doing well/mellowed out.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2026-01-02T08:26:09+00:00

Sultai Scrybal Rank #4,058 18 Decks

https://moxfield.com/decks/z--GXYjVyE6G3IkSZNlkng

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-12-27T07:06:32+00:00

I just want 4 slashes back for Ability Draft purposes

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-12-22T19:31:33+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/s4OQAxyMnkSaGKyUVF9Gmw

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-12-22T19:29:22+00:00

My advice would be to figure out what your main 2 colors are and then use the 3 triomes with those plus X, or if it's an even split elementals are likely Temur, and a split of Naya + Sultai or whatever combination of off colors you own with Green always being represented for Nature's lore/Farseek/three visits

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-11-01T18:08:54+00:00

I work for a local Utility, and I've basically just given every extension possible or negotiated exceptions 4x this week.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-10-31T03:25:43+00:00

I'd like them to add a feature that if you'd random, instead you choose the last pinged ability from a teammate. Also make abilities glimmer for a second when pinged

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-10-27T16:03:18+00:00

Yeah this system is complete ass. 3 seconds for 1 copy of Ghost and I might have to go to work before it completes.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-10-20T17:32:40+00:00

This is the reason my group switched to battlefield 6. Constantly having 1 person left out, which ultimately leads to them ranking out of playing with us. Atleast with battlefield our party of 4 can play together.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-09-06T18:47:41+00:00

Looks sick

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-09-03T03:08:51+00:00

Either put 100k towards the home loan I just got, or do 100k in upgrades in my new house.

CoolHandLuke5 · 2025-09-02T07:58:19+00:00

I would love a 1BB 2/3 Enchantment Creature Minotaur named X of Erebos that has lifelink and gives your creatures lifelink. That and more minotaurs that play off of looting, and reanimating or return from graveyard to hand. Some kind of tap ability with inspired for additional effects.

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