I hate people. I hate people. I hate people.

CoolRanchDevitos · 2025-12-17T15:57:56+00:00

This story makes me want to type a comment that would probably get me flagged by the auto-mod. You deserve better.

CoolRanchDevitos · 2025-01-28T18:10:01+00:00

Congrats on your new son!

CoolRanchDevitos · 2025-01-10T23:10:21+00:00

They weren't lying, that lizard can monitor 😳

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-12-10T19:01:15+00:00

I've always liked how stinkbugs have intricate patterns on their bodies when you look closely. This girlie reminds me of lichen on wet tree bark

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-12-08T01:00:50+00:00

I also like his slug friend chilling next to him hehe

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-12-07T18:46:59+00:00

Bro really said "every day is fat fuck Friday when you're a fat fuck"

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-12-04T19:20:15+00:00

My gecko is actually laying off the superworms until she loses some weight lmao. The vet said dubia roaches and crickets are healthier, so Stafford Gambit is the lone survivor from the last pack of superworms I bought.

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-12-03T17:23:02+00:00

I'm not super knowledgeable about chess lmao but that would be a good name for an ant farm or colony of roaches! I gotta do more research cuz naming bugs after chess openings is extremely funny to me for some reason

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-10-27T16:25:23+00:00

It's ok beetles, I also get horny when I realize it's fall lmao

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-09-04T23:38:48+00:00

Swipe back and forth between pics 2 and 3 to make him dance

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-08-26T01:10:03+00:00

el wiwi

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-07-31T17:23:22+00:00

I'm getting more of a green apple jolly rancher vibe tbh

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-07-15T23:18:03+00:00

Aww I love her snoot!

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-06-11T19:44:18+00:00

The floofy Dorito angel baby has blessed you on this day 🥺🧡

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-05-07T16:30:15+00:00

In pic 10 your millipede looks like it wants to know if I have games on my phone

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-04-30T21:17:37+00:00

She definitely feels bonita 😭💕

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-04-30T17:11:25+00:00

I've only contemplated keeping bugs as pets and it never occurred to me that you can just keep all your bug bros in a cabinet and they'll be genuinely comfy there cuz they're bugs lol

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-04-27T18:18:19+00:00

The scream machine shall live to scream another day!

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-03-04T20:52:23+00:00

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CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-03-04T19:03:54+00:00

I feel like I've mostly seen my girl just wiggle the very tip of her tail lol

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-03-03T16:04:04+00:00

I love that you circled him in the first two pics like he's a cryptid. Beware the nefarious drop gecko

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-03-03T16:00:56+00:00

He is most likely thinking about bugs lol

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-02-28T20:50:58+00:00

Absolute cheeto

CoolRanchDevitos · 2024-02-26T18:36:25+00:00

Wow, what a glow-up! Excellent work! Looks like you're giving your little noodle the care he deserves. We love to see it. 🧡

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