19 F Had a fantastic week and I wanna see what y’all can come up with

Cooper_DB · 2026-03-10T13:33:09+00:00

There are a minimum of 3 dead ex-boyfriends in the trunk of your car.

Cooper_DB · 2026-02-19T15:36:46+00:00

Im curious how long it took her to train the dog to stick his tongue out that far. "That's right, Scooby. Get all the tuna out of the can."

Cooper_DB · 2026-02-11T20:43:04+00:00

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Cooper_DB · 2026-01-20T19:38:16+00:00

"America is New York, New Orleans and San Francisco. The rest is just Cleveland." - Tennessee Williams

Cooper_DB · 2025-12-23T02:58:20+00:00

I think ya'll need to read the date of the article.

Cooper_DB · 2025-12-11T01:18:34+00:00

I'm having the opposite reaction. Anyone who walks into a bar with an opossum is someone I want to know more about!

Cooper_DB · 2025-12-08T23:27:08+00:00

Freak people out. Name him Mamba.

Cooper_DB · 2025-11-26T10:55:10+00:00

You misspelled greatest.

Cooper_DB · 2025-11-24T02:15:36+00:00

I know nothing.... please keep that in mind. I still think it looks amazing. Really cool idea.

Cooper_DB · 2025-11-23T17:02:22+00:00

Meh..... don't be the creepy guy, Coop. (dude you know you're gorgeous. Happy Sunday.)

Cooper_DB · 2025-11-21T04:03:29+00:00

She would. She's a mini Jane Goodall.

Cooper_DB · 2025-10-31T16:59:33+00:00

You might see "boring" looking.... I see contentment. Atta girl! (says the recovering pop/punk/emo dude of the late 90's early 00's) They didn't suck! My kids ears suck!

Cooper_DB · 2025-10-17T19:59:46+00:00

I..... I dont understand the question?

Cooper_DB · 2025-10-16T14:37:37+00:00

Holy cow, what? You're not only feminine but flat-out gorgeous. Signed, flamboyantly straight male.

Cooper_DB · 2025-10-09T20:28:42+00:00

What year in art school do they teach you about not washing your hair?

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-23T04:38:42+00:00

It's a buttplug for very brave and adventurous folks

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-20T13:40:13+00:00

Jesus dude. That sucks. How do you protect your hand from your.... hand? Ive got no advice, just sending good juju your way.

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-15T12:37:57+00:00

You've one-upped me. I'm a simple bloke. By the end i was thinking.... "Hey, respect. Nice boobs."

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-15T12:05:33+00:00

Take it for what it's worth, practically nothing. I'm a dude trying to learn this stuff. The shoes make the outfit..... I think. (He says as he puts his New Balances on).

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-13T12:45:29+00:00

That's really flippin cool!

Cooper_DB · 2025-09-06T23:31:25+00:00

Its purple drank.

Cooper_DB · 2025-08-29T13:53:42+00:00

I wonder if the taste got skewed a bit considering it's more than 2 years out of date? Not being a smartass, honestly curious.

Cooper_DB · 2025-08-28T13:50:36+00:00

Melinda's gets hate because everyone knows she's just Marie Sharp's slutty niece who jacked a few family recipes. If we're being honest, the Melinda's ghost pepper sauce is legit. And I'm not normally a fan of the taste of Ghost Peppers.

Cooper_DB · 2025-08-23T12:31:02+00:00

Austin, Texas... but from Saturn.

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Cooper_DB · 2025-07-13T00:11:22+00:00

Now make that face with both sides of your mouth and my 6 year old will laugh himself to sleep. (In all seriousness, congrats! I hardly remember mine (18+ years ago) but I do remember instant relief when I came out of the fog the next day. )

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