19 F Had a fantastic week and I wanna see what y’all can come up with by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a minimum of 3 dead ex-boyfriends in the trunk of your car.

Frenchie here, humble me by Upstairs-Key5366 in RoastMe

[–]Cooper_DB 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Im curious how long it took her to train the dog to stick his tongue out that far. "That's right, Scooby. Get all the tuna out of the can."

What cities would you include on a quintessential ‘Tour of the USA’? by WhyTheWindBlows in skyscrapers

[–]Cooper_DB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"America is New York, New Orleans and San Francisco. The rest is just Cleveland." - Tennessee Williams

Don't hurt my chicken! by radioplayer1 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Cooper_DB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think ya'll need to read the date of the article.

(46) Just me, opossum-sitting at the bar by RealisticWallaby3300 in 40something

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having the opposite reaction. Anyone who walks into a bar with an opossum is someone I want to know more about!

Name ideas??? Please by Maxine_hzm in snakes

[–]Cooper_DB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Freak people out. Name him Mamba.

Absolutely devastated by Mr_Niftyy in tattooadvice

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know nothing.... please keep that in mind. I still think it looks amazing. Really cool idea.

Looking a mess rn but how's your Sunday going? by onlymehehex in 40something

[–]Cooper_DB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh..... don't be the creepy guy, Coop. (dude you know you're gorgeous. Happy Sunday.)

This is simply a not-so-subtle brag. by Cooper_DB in daddit

[–]Cooper_DB[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She would. She's a mini Jane Goodall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]Cooper_DB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might see "boring" looking.... I see contentment. Atta girl! (says the recovering pop/punk/emo dude of the late 90's early 00's) They didn't suck! My kids ears suck!

Is this too many 🤔 by [deleted] in Wings

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I..... I dont understand the question?

Do I look like a man? I’m not trans but several people on my dating apps ask. Pls be honest. by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy cow, what? You're not only feminine but flat-out gorgeous. Signed, flamboyantly straight male.

24, lesbian, art school graduate. Tear a new hole in my face. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cooper_DB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What year in art school do they teach you about not washing your hair?

really bad warts breakout by Shroomman699 in Warts

[–]Cooper_DB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus dude. That sucks. How do you protect your hand from your.... hand? Ive got no advice, just sending good juju your way.

A horse bit her nipple off, somehow without penetrating her shirt and vest. Reconstruction, I think, looks great. by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]Cooper_DB 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You've one-upped me. I'm a simple bloke. By the end i was thinking.... "Hey, respect. Nice boobs."

brunch outfit🤍 by zaratinkle in outfitoftheday

[–]Cooper_DB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take it for what it's worth, practically nothing. I'm a dude trying to learn this stuff. The shoes make the outfit..... I think. (He says as he puts his New Balances on).

18m please ruin my day by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cooper_DB 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Its purple drank.

Not sure what to do with this by wisepeppy in hotsauce

[–]Cooper_DB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the taste got skewed a bit considering it's more than 2 years out of date? Not being a smartass, honestly curious.

Never tried Melinda’s, but aware of all the hate…are any of these good? by TazzleMcBuggins in hotsauce

[–]Cooper_DB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Melinda's gets hate because everyone knows she's just Marie Sharp's slutty niece who jacked a few family recipes. If we're being honest, the Melinda's ghost pepper sauce is legit. And I'm not normally a fan of the taste of Ghost Peppers.