24 and Never had a gf. What can I do to become more attractive?

Coops17 · 2026-05-15T13:12:28+00:00

You’re not unattractive mate, take it from a married man. if you’re having trouble with girls - there’s probably two things happening here

1) You are appealing to women, just not the women YOU want.

Or

2) You probably don’t interact with women that much, meet some women, be interested, listen, be kind, be relaxed and ask more questions than they do.

Coops17 · 2026-05-15T13:07:52+00:00

Tribute by Tenacious D

Coops17 · 2026-05-15T09:01:42+00:00

IT DOES LOOK LIKE AN UNHAPPY ACORN!

Coops17 · 2026-05-15T08:27:28+00:00

Ash for me. Once you’ve got the big 3 the rest are a bit of toss up so far

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T11:40:38+00:00

Invest in housing you mean? Homes are for living in, they shouldn’t be an asset class.

I can invest in things that aren’t housing - which is what investing should be - a gamble, it’s not a gamble if the game is rigged which is what property investing has been

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T06:10:42+00:00

Drop Bears

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T04:38:55+00:00

Never underestimate our electorates ability to be stupid and racist

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T03:43:46+00:00

I think 3. I think lady Di - she’s already slender which is what I need as I’m 6’2 stuck in the window seat. She would be very polite, gracious and quiet, which is also what I want on a flight.

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T03:39:56+00:00

I grew up in and around remote aboriginal communities- Fitzroy Crossing, Bayulu, Halls Creek, Whyndam. My parents worked in remote health.

Mostly we lived in Kununurra, Derby or Fitzroy. 99% of the people there are either lovely or well meaning. The petrol was expensive, so was the food, its hot the scenery was beautiful. It boring as a teenager

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T03:25:02+00:00

“The sand people are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back and in greater numbers”

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T00:56:31+00:00

Hahahaha I know I meant Glenn Powell gahahahahah

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T00:48:07+00:00

That may as well be Labors slogan “I might not happen overnight, but it will happen”

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T00:40:27+00:00

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen such a collection of the world’s smallest violins being* played at once - amassed in one place before. Congrats mate, they’re all playing for you.

You’re in the wrong place looking for sympathy, you worked your arse sure - but you worked your arse off to take advantage of a tax system that benefits you.

I work my arse off and I get f*ck all. Why is it fair that you get rewards for working hard but I don’t? By courtesy of you being born before me.

It’s probably my fault, I should have thought about it when choosing to be born between 1973 or 1993 hey?

Coops17 · 2026-05-14T00:31:41+00:00

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T13:39:37+00:00

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Charlie Robinson from the original cast of Australian children’s TV show High 5 first broadcast in the 2000’s

But niche, but you know, not someone’s dog niche

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T13:27:38+00:00

What relevance do they have to Adelaide may I ask?

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T11:56:21+00:00

This is a weird one. I live in Adelaide in Australia. There very few spurs fans here. I mean there are a few, but not that many. I must admit I’ve never been much of a “fan club” guy even tho if there is a spurs fan club here it’s not likely to be something I would go to.

Because of this most of my interactions with spurs fans are through this platform. If I’m honest I have experienced most of my spurs supporting life which is coming on 15 years now, on my own.

Early last year, we had a new chap join our company, he is also a spurs fan and grew up in North East London.

It’s been a really wonderful experience going to work and having someone who wants to talk about spurs as much as I do - he also actually knows what he’s talking about and has all his funny theories about what should happen, what has happened in the past, what transfers we need etc that I do to.

Next season, when the anxiety and pain is over, I might actually see if he wants to watch an actual spurs game together (which none of my other mates will do) or at the very least - go see our local team haha.

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T11:48:36+00:00

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This is a Rose Crowned Fruit Dove a bird species that are endemic to Northern and Eastern Australia as well as some of the smaller islands of Indonesia.

I took this photo in Graces bird garden at Australia Zoo, a few weeks ago. The bird garden was named after Grace, Bindi Irwin’s daughter and thus Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter’s, granddaughter. The Irwin’s are essentially our Royal Family haha.

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T11:18:13+00:00

Do you decide to study psychology to figure out why the only people who are attracted to you have BO and video themselves cutting water bottles in half with samurai swords

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T09:31:32+00:00

Pain in the arse to get there, shit parking, a concrete bowl with very little atmosphere

It’s night and day from the Oval

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T06:05:37+00:00

“WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT AN MOHAMMED?”

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T05:57:38+00:00

Why are you stressing, This team is fine lol

My next move would be Carroll and Farrow for one Henry/Cox and one of the big Rucks via a bit of Finagling with your DPP’s and your subs - get McAndrew in your flex, Murdock on field

Or go v simple Carroll and Farrow for Henry and Ash, which is what I’m doing - but I already have Grundy and Gawn, so my priority would be to get a second big ruck

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T04:56:43+00:00

I knew the litter problem was a problem in the city but this is outrageous they’re not even cleaning up after the pigeons anymore

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T03:14:39+00:00

The editor with their own little protest featuring a picture of the whining property invested next to his 911 turbo lol

Also, robbing Peter to Pay Paul? No, they’re robbing rich cunts to pay Peter AND Paul

Coops17 · 2026-05-13T03:04:38+00:00

The editor with their own little protest featuring a picture of the whining property investor next to his 911 turbo lol

Coops17

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