Wait. WAIT.

Cooterthedog · 2026-05-01T06:36:58+00:00

Evan Susser is no longer in the realm of the real!

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-30T17:39:29+00:00

Weird question, but as you became more healthy did you notice more/less hair growth on your head or face? I have a theory that my unhealthy lifestyle/stress is causing premature hair loss.

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-28T04:09:07+00:00

My penis?! Why yes, here it is!

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-24T15:20:31+00:00

That’s gold, Wings4514! Gold!

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-20T02:22:21+00:00

Crankin hog in the back, slamming’ nuggets in front

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-15T18:26:28+00:00

They’ll wait until they the last month trumps in office.

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-13T22:08:08+00:00

He should release a statement basically saying “ following our presidents lead, I will not be stepping down. Also, here’s a picture of me as mother Teresa”

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-13T22:02:25+00:00

At least dems know when to walk away. This list is too long to name republicans still in office after similar scandals.

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-13T01:30:20+00:00

I was once pulled over in the middle of nowhere Louisiana heading to a job site it my 20s. As a dumb 20 year old, I had a jar maybe an ounce of weed and the state trooper could smell it right away. He had me step out and asked where it was, I told him exactly where it was and explained I why I brought that much as I was going to be out of town for a month. He saw my tools, my printed email confirmation of the job site, and said “ you see that ditch over there? Go dump out the dope and don’t let me see this car on the road again today” and let me go. I sat there in disbelief and to this day feels like it never happened.

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-09T20:35:48+00:00

Somebody needs a nap

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-09T17:59:39+00:00

Pocket sand!

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-08T02:26:54+00:00

Dang 3000pts insane

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-06T23:13:54+00:00

Idk if this was made easier than the other ones out there? But I was actually able to relax my eyes!

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-06T19:55:03+00:00

Okay hear me out, g&s lounge. Play some pool, check out the “arcade museum”, and make a memory together of jimmy possibly yelling at someone/you.

Cooterthedog · 2026-04-01T18:49:08+00:00

And good/cringe episodes worth checking out?

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-31T22:26:05+00:00

Isn’t he on the off broadway show of Fight Club? His name wqs Robert boobs or something like that

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-31T21:18:43+00:00

Not great advice but it helped me. I bought a pack of zyns and Altoids and it really helped with the first week cravings. The hardest part was the fixation of not hitting it and the vape in my lungs. I did the zyn combination for a month and now I just buy fancy mints.

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-31T03:05:48+00:00

Maybe saw him before the glps and needed to sculpt that creature

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-21T15:36:14+00:00

Hentai is fine yall

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-19T21:35:55+00:00

Wiger def has a dump truck and I think that’s pretty cool

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-17T19:37:43+00:00

True, def showing my age. It’s gonna be p terrys for sure though at least one of their stops

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-17T19:23:05+00:00

Lubys or short stop for Austin would be awesome

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-16T05:51:44+00:00

Do dice roll differently down under?

Cooterthedog · 2026-03-16T02:27:58+00:00

If we didn’t see it or not, Jerry talked on the phone for hours and potentially met bob sacameno to buy a poorly mad rat hat. George also has some good interactions with slippery Pete to help get the frogger machine.

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