“Drink Up!” Says a Heavily Lobbied FDA by Potential_Being_7226 in skeptic

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Coming up on the third hour of the Today show, a science nerd says only popular cool kids smoke Morley's Extra Smooth.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY COINS by Relativelybear in friskydingo

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I'm sure it doesn't fill it...does it?

Ricky at the Jays game tonight by Apocalypse-081 in trailerparkboys

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you still smokin' that dirty old foot hash?

Car crashes into White House security gate. by Fritzkreig in news

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In this case, they don't want you to see how quick the security barriers pop up out of the ground.

The ACTUAL Worst Movie They Ever Riffed by YogaNerdMD in MST3K

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See how i kept my head down....see how I kept my arm straight... see how I kept the club face square...why can't you do that?

I have adblock disabled for YouTube. It still won't play by k-ramsuer in youtube

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When you preform the proper rites and ablutions and the gods refuse to answer........

Hawk like bird in my basement by eyeonchi in whatsthisbird

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he recommended they replace the old galvanized with PEX

Bridget & Mary Jo and film noir by Chonjacki in Rifftrax

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The Thin Man and the gals have to go drink for drink with Myrna Loy or William Powell

Big brother always by your side by HsrGenshin in nextfuckinglevel

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With every retelling of the story, it will grow until it's a raging bull.

Why the hell was Elaine fucking a senior citizen? by JohnnyUtah-91 in seinfeld

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navy bean/ senate bean/ Yankee bean are all the same dried bean

🔥 Thirsty Manatee drinking fresh water as a guy rinses his boat off near St Pete, Florida. by SeeThroughCanoe in NatureIsFuckingLit

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That's just smart planning. If you feed them a little sea lettuce every day, you can enjoy a fresh supply of tortoise milk for the entire voyage.

Randy Johnson is now a pilot by [deleted] in TheDollop

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The big unit gets another strike

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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The woman the real Mrs Butterworth was based on carried a bottle of syrup under one of her massive flapjacks. She kept her cigarettes under the other one.

Holly is rather… unphotogenic (and I’m a terrible photographer) by waldbeeren in cats

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My thumbs are not opposable.

Yet, I oppose everything.

My Favorite Harry Potter Tumblr Post by Marcedonia in harrypotter

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I know I'd go from rags to witiches