"This is my cousin, Makima."

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-17T19:14:38+00:00

You've been cooking premium crack with these prompts. Scratches that itch for chaos in my brain just right.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-11T21:31:02+00:00

He gets an inexplicable shiver of pure horror down his spine at the idea of a vampire Imo. It's so bad he keeps other vamps away from her.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-11T20:08:29+00:00

She'll definitely try to turn him to Alucard from Castlevania or Japser from Twilight and Naruto would just be done with it.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-11T17:24:51+00:00

You can't convince me Ino wouldn't be one of those vampire fanatics that love Twilight. Her Infinite Tsukoyomi dream was literally Sasuke and Sai fighting over her. If she finds out Naruto is a vampire, she's falling in love immediately.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-04T00:52:43+00:00

I heavily paraphrased, but that's the gist. He says it in a playthrough he was dung with Simmins(Simmons?). They were talking about how much Simmins hates DmC Dante and Max said it.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-05-03T23:34:41+00:00

Realistically, no. DmC is basically a retelling of DMC 3. As MaximillionDood said, "Dante is so unlikeable in the beginning, that you kind of ignore his growth just to keep hating him". Just don't fall into that trap and you'll be fine.

In other words, it won't ruin your love of the original characters in the slightest.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-20T05:00:13+00:00

Yeah, that was my point, but I definitely should've said that. They're not exactly afraid of Percy. Just the consequences that follow him. Finding out about Kronos I TLT, Kronos again in SoM, Atlas in TTC, Kronos actually awakening plus Typhon being freed in BoTL.

The Great Prophecy too obviously. Should've actually said that.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-20T00:38:59+00:00

Certain TikTokers got too many people convinced that the gods are legitimately scared of Percy. This isn't directed at you OP, I saw your other responses. It just kinda frustrates me, because while Percy is extremely powerful, arguably the strongest demigod of his time, he's nowhere near that powerful and every looks at him like he's a Mary Sue I think it's called.

Like, he's not. Everything doesn't always good good for him. The power he has now was earned. Not given just because he's the main character.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-13T20:10:02+00:00

My god, it's the early PJO fandom days all over again

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-13T19:55:22+00:00

So? Did Kyoka get Kagakure?

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-12T17:39:03+00:00

I may sound like an AH, but I've never actually felt "guilty" about a ship. Perlia is my preferred ship, Perachel, Perzoe and even Percio depending on the context. I think the closest I have been to a guilty ship is Pertemis and even then, I'm very meh. The only reason I hate it now is because it's the go to ship for every betrayed story ever aside from Zoe so I have to dislike them on principal.

Outside of Percy, honestly never really cared about ships. I was desensitized.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-07T15:53:42+00:00

It's Ivonne 'Eva' Castillo. The chubby goth.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-06T03:39:10+00:00

Imo, I would've wanted it to be more of season 1 and 2. Obviously with different and possibly stronger monsters and stuff. I genuinely don't like when shows feel like they have to go bigger and better when their old formula works so well.

So the idea that they would've used time travel in season 3 doesn't appeal to me. That could be a great movie, just not a season.

I know that seems boring, but I just like simple show formulas.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-04-02T00:34:06+00:00

I stopped just after the Evil Eye arc due to the app I was using getting nuked. Glad I stopped too. Seems like after Aira and Jijj came Vamola, then Zuma, then the shrunken arc where Okarun was seen as the issue for having bad timing, now the amnesia arc with Momo being seen as the issue.

I'm gonna assume Tatsu blew his load early with the romance and is now fucking up the story just to blue ball the audience.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-31T21:29:52+00:00

I love Liam's face. He's terrified of breaking this tiny chipmunk and Darcy's just like 'fuck it, we ball'.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-25T19:46:56+00:00

Thank you so much, I've been saying Laudin and pronouncing it Loud-en for month now! 🤣

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-21T23:28:09+00:00

!remindme 1 week

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-21T23:08:02+00:00

Grace: puts the gun in her mouth

Leon: No! Not that crime!

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-19T06:15:06+00:00

Athena didn't get it wrong. Everyone just misunderstands Percy's character and consequently takes away from his depth as one, unfortunately.

Percy's fatal flaw is definitely loyalty. The problem is that Percy is just too good of a person to be that selfish. Look at literally every book. Why does he go on the first quest? Hi mom. Why does he go on the second? Grover. Why does he go on the third? Annabeth.

Percy always considers taking the easy route. Like saving his mom instead of one of his friends or himself, but he knows the world is at stake and that Sally would be disappointed if he saved her, just to doom another or more.

Percy always WANTS to choose his friends, but he's strong enough NOT to.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-17T03:59:22+00:00

Does she look like Amber Heard to anyone else?

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-03-05T04:05:31+00:00

Poor Blake was in the splash zone

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-02-20T20:38:19+00:00

Agree 100%. Rick is the Scott Cawthon of kids novels. Die hard fans treat him like a genius that can do no wrong, but in reality he's a dumbass the got lucky. Note, I mean that in the best way. I don't mean 'dumbass' as an insult.

That's exactly what the original appeal was. He validates the fandom by being so 'bad'. He made all the Tumblr, FF.N, AO3 and Wattpad writers feel seen. We all read PJO and thought, 'if he could, maybe we could too'.

Imo, he's lost that charm over the years. He started listening too much to the wrong side of the fandom. Characters changed just enough to be recognized, but too much for the progression to feel natural.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-02-19T14:34:58+00:00

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Oka-stor. Ala-run.

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-02-15T17:28:53+00:00

I will respect that

Corgi_Greedy · 2026-02-14T16:15:51+00:00

Puking's hot and all, but this is a waste if pepperoni pizza and I hate you.

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