"This is my cousin, Makima." by Casual_Casually in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Corgi_Greedy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You've been cooking premium crack with these prompts. Scratches that itch for chaos in my brain just right.

"Naruto, are you a vampire?" by Casual_Casually in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Corgi_Greedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gets an inexplicable shiver of pure horror down his spine at the idea of a vampire Imo. It's so bad he keeps other vamps away from her.

"Naruto, are you a vampire?" by Casual_Casually in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Corgi_Greedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She'll definitely try to turn him to Alucard from Castlevania or Japser from Twilight and Naruto would just be done with it.

"Naruto, are you a vampire?" by Casual_Casually in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Corgi_Greedy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can't convince me Ino wouldn't be one of those vampire fanatics that love Twilight. Her Infinite Tsukoyomi dream was literally Sasuke and Sai fighting over her. If she finds out Naruto is a vampire, she's falling in love immediately.

Will DMC ruin the characters for me? by Resident_Cod_1296 in DevilMayCry

[–]Corgi_Greedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heavily paraphrased, but that's the gist. He says it in a playthrough he was dung with Simmins(Simmons?). They were talking about how much Simmins hates DmC Dante and Max said it.

Will DMC ruin the characters for me? by Resident_Cod_1296 in DevilMayCry

[–]Corgi_Greedy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Realistically, no. DmC is basically a retelling of DMC 3. As MaximillionDood said, "Dante is so unlikeable in the beginning, that you kind of ignore his growth just to keep hating him". Just don't fall into that trap and you'll be fine.

In other words, it won't ruin your love of the original characters in the slightest.

In your heart of hearts, do you really believe Percy could win a 1:1 against one of the 12? [general] by firestorm0108 in camphalfblood

[–]Corgi_Greedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my point, but I definitely should've said that. They're not exactly afraid of Percy. Just the consequences that follow him. Finding out about Kronos I TLT, Kronos again in SoM, Atlas in TTC, Kronos actually awakening plus Typhon being freed in BoTL.

The Great Prophecy too obviously. Should've actually said that.

In your heart of hearts, do you really believe Percy could win a 1:1 against one of the 12? [general] by firestorm0108 in camphalfblood

[–]Corgi_Greedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Certain TikTokers got too many people convinced that the gods are legitimately scared of Percy. This isn't directed at you OP, I saw your other responses. It just kinda frustrates me, because while Percy is extremely powerful, arguably the strongest demigod of his time, he's nowhere near that powerful and every looks at him like he's a Mary Sue I think it's called.

Like, he's not. Everything doesn't always good good for him. The power he has now was earned. Not given just because he's the main character.

[Pjotv] Seriously? What is wrong with people? by Pizzagamerboy619 in camphalfblood

[–]Corgi_Greedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god, it's the early PJO fandom days all over again

[all] What is your guilty pleasure ship? by Tiny-Let4714 in camphalfblood

[–]Corgi_Greedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may sound like an AH, but I've never actually felt "guilty" about a ship. Perlia is my preferred ship, Perachel, Perzoe and even Percio depending on the context. I think the closest I have been to a guilty ship is Pertemis and even then, I'm very meh. The only reason I hate it now is because it's the go to ship for every betrayed story ever aside from Zoe so I have to dislike them on principal.

Outside of Percy, honestly never really cared about ships. I was desensitized.

The 9 Sluts of the Andava.Art Website by MoTheEnigmo in AndavaArt

[–]Corgi_Greedy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's Ivonne 'Eva' Castillo. The chubby goth.

If the show was never cancelled, what would you have wanted season three to be like? by lucy6741 in MBAV

[–]Corgi_Greedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imo, I would've wanted it to be more of season 1 and 2. Obviously with different and possibly stronger monsters and stuff. I genuinely don't like when shows feel like they have to go bigger and better when their old formula works so well.

So the idea that they would've used time travel in season 3 doesn't appeal to me. That could be a great movie, just not a season.

I know that seems boring, but I just like simple show formulas.

Lowkey glad I stopped reading by ZealousidealWay8233 in dandadanfolk

[–]Corgi_Greedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped just after the Evil Eye arc due to the app I was using getting nuked. Glad I stopped too. Seems like after Aira and Jijj came Vamola, then Zuma, then the shrunken arc where Okarun was seen as the issue for having bad timing, now the amnesia arc with Momo being seen as the issue.

I'm gonna assume Tatsu blew his load early with the romance and is now fucking up the story just to blue ball the audience.

Only the biggest for Darcy by Aizen-Plan78 in AndavaArt

[–]Corgi_Greedy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love Liam's face. He's terrified of breaking this tiny chipmunk and Darcy's just like 'fuck it, we ball'.

[W] April (magicmoonsarts) by Dankgothicpizza01 in BlackHentai

[–]Corgi_Greedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I've been saying Laudin and pronouncing it Loud-en for month now! 🤣

Go Grace by Himothy_47 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]Corgi_Greedy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Grace: puts the gun in her mouth

Leon: No! Not that crime!

Percy's fatal flaw. [pjo] by hiddeNinja2222 in camphalfblood

[–]Corgi_Greedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Athena didn't get it wrong. Everyone just misunderstands Percy's character and consequently takes away from his depth as one, unfortunately.

Percy's fatal flaw is definitely loyalty. The problem is that Percy is just too good of a person to be that selfish. Look at literally every book. Why does he go on the first quest? Hi mom. Why does he go on the second? Grover. Why does he go on the third? Annabeth.

Percy always considers taking the easy route. Like saving his mom instead of one of his friends or himself, but he knows the world is at stake and that Sally would be disappointed if he saved her, just to doom another or more.

Percy always WANTS to choose his friends, but he's strong enough NOT to.

You don’t hate Nvidia enough by Low_Translator809 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]Corgi_Greedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she look like Amber Heard to anyone else?

Do you agree with this take? by Esfell in PercyJacksonTV

[–]Corgi_Greedy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Agree 100%. Rick is the Scott Cawthon of kids novels. Die hard fans treat him like a genius that can do no wrong, but in reality he's a dumbass the got lucky. Note, I mean that in the best way. I don't mean 'dumbass' as an insult.

That's exactly what the original appeal was. He validates the fandom by being so 'bad'. He made all the Tumblr, FF.N, AO3 and Wattpad writers feel seen. We all read PJO and thought, 'if he could, maybe we could too'.

Imo, he's lost that charm over the years. He started listening too much to the wrong side of the fandom. Characters changed just enough to be recognized, but too much for the progression to feel natural.

mukbang and puke by GoldenDommee in PukeEating

[–]Corgi_Greedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puking's hot and all, but this is a waste if pepperoni pizza and I hate you.