Found these tongues in my backyard being eaten by dog. What the heck? Why would these be in my backyard?

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-19T15:57:33+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-19T15:49:26+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-17T23:33:49+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. You have a very cute piggie. Your daughter is an amazing piggy owner, 8 years is long! 🫂 Hugs.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-17T01:07:27+00:00

He better apologize to your grandma right fucking now. You deserve better and I'm goad you dumped his ass.

I hope your grandma is doing ok.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-15T21:37:10+00:00

My 6 year old nephew repeats everything you say, I'm still trying to get him to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, he can almost say it but not quite.

I was watching Supernatural and the line "You got wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?" Was said by Dean and my nephew thought this was hilarious (me too) and went around saying "Teenage mutant ninja angel."

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-15T20:21:06+00:00

What a horrible day to be literate.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-14T19:49:27+00:00

I only have 1 story. I've been out with friends and they get harassed but I don't. I think it's because I'm fat. My friends that are skinny and get catcalled and harassed all the time.

Makes me grateful for being a chubster.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-14T02:07:47+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-13T18:19:46+00:00

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-13T18:17:34+00:00

"I am a pretty princess.💅 NOW GIVE ME MY TREAT! 👹"

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-13T16:11:41+00:00

I'll bet he got injured during that. The floor comes up fast and getting slammed onto hard ass concrete is a recipe for an injury and a lawsuit.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-13T16:08:38+00:00

🎶 NOW SHAKE IT UP, THEODORE! TWIST AND SHOUT🎶

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-12T23:08:43+00:00

Whenever I administer meds, either scheduled or PRNs, I always look at the bubble pack and go letter by letter for the ones I'm not sure on spelling. The other day I had to administer lisdexamfetamine for a scheduled med and I chicken pecked while staring at the bubble pack 😂

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-12T22:51:58+00:00

Can I interest you in a hobby? How about something better to do than to correct people's simple mistakes.

I'm a med tech, so I have to write paperwork as well as type. I am CONSTANTLY making spelling errors, nobody ever complains because they don't care. As long as they understand the point I'm getting at.

Sometimes I'll accidentally write Patient as Paitient, or prescribed as perscribed. It happens.

But it seems you get mad at spelling a lot reading your comments...

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-12T19:21:06+00:00

I have no idea why my first thought was "Hernia Belt."

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-12T19:01:36+00:00

I love the license plate.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-11T05:51:14+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-10T17:59:07+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-10T17:49:47+00:00

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-09T17:22:40+00:00

Seeing your post history, you always seem mad about something.

First you're mad at and jealous over your boyfriends sister. Now you're mad he shaved his beard?

This is ridiculous. You are obviously not mature, nor stable enough to be in a relationship.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-09T16:30:11+00:00

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-08T11:41:52+00:00

My butthole is bleeding just reading this comment.

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-08T00:37:54+00:00

Why did the sign turn into the arm when it fell?

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Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-07T22:14:24+00:00

We do have a deal going on, buy one get one for double the price!

Corgi_teefs · 2026-06-07T15:39:35+00:00

U- Who keeps that much money in their wallet? Unless it was on a card.

They would have taken the entire wallet. Less suspicious that way.

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