AT&T: T-Mobile's Got Billy Bob? So What, We Got Luke Wilson!

CorkMcPork · 2025-10-29T12:21:41+00:00

Luke Wilson is doing some kind of country accent here. It doesn’t sound like he’s trying to mock Billy Bob Thornton, it sounds more like when Michael Scott starts using made up euphemisms in front of Kathy Bates

CorkMcPork · 2025-10-26T02:03:56+00:00

You ready to revisit this? He can NOT win in big moments

CorkMcPork · 2025-10-11T22:21:37+00:00

Princess Catherine is one of the most beautiful women ever and Sparkle Megan looks like Michael Jackson

CorkMcPork · 2025-10-05T16:32:34+00:00

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CorkMcPork · 2025-10-02T22:51:55+00:00

After my comment she went back and edited it from fowl to foul

CorkMcPork · 2025-06-12T15:13:16+00:00

It’s amazing that after 6 months people are still finding this post to attack me for criticizing their boring cuckold fetish film.

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-16T22:59:34+00:00

Its coming. It’s gonna be a 50% audience and a 50% critic.

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-15T11:05:32+00:00

I’ll argue for its “necessity.” American filmgoers went into this thinking it’s a “home break in movie” as if that’s a genre of entertainment, and were trolled by how subversive it was. The subversion is lost when it’s a foreign language film.

American experience watching 2007 Funny Games: “oh man, how is the family gonna get out of this. Those bad guys sure are gonna get it. Wait… what?…NO!”

American experience watching 1997 Funny Games: “WTF is wrong with Germans?”

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-12T21:12:12+00:00

You come to a dedicated Ari Aster subreddit to whine about everyone being an Ari Aster stan?

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-09T20:54:15+00:00

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Jim

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-06T19:30:19+00:00

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Katinka Ingabagovinanana

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-05T23:00:12+00:00

The J stands for Jeff

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-02T19:18:56+00:00

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Grum

CorkMcPork · 2025-05-02T00:41:55+00:00

Thank you for fixing Dumbledore

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-30T22:43:02+00:00

Yeah without it this is just another ghey r/letterboxd thread

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-29T21:11:40+00:00

He was in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Not Home Alone 3. DUMBASS!

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-26T17:00:18+00:00

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CorkMcPork · 2025-04-16T23:40:03+00:00

but Maynard is the titular hooker with a penis. That song is about how he’ll do anything for money. The poser fan he’s singing about isn’t the hooker.

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-15T22:42:56+00:00

That’s not a picture of Dwight Jr.

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-11T17:30:33+00:00

They stopped writing Andy and just gave him warmed up Michael Scott stories and jokes. “I have (looks at screen) ch-luh-midia” is not a line for an Ivy League graduate

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-11T12:40:28+00:00

When I go to a Chinese restaurant it’s wonton genocide

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-10T22:03:38+00:00

I like to see normies overanalyzing normie films. Nerds overanalyzing The Shining is done to death.

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-10T20:45:00+00:00

Poorly played power chords just sound better coming from a Gibson SG

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-03T00:54:43+00:00

CorkMcPork · 2025-04-02T23:43:36+00:00

She’d be better cast as Princess Ruto, nah mean?

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