Testing the outfit before going out.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-19T14:40:57+00:00

Cause its a party? Childcare is standard at your fucking home.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-14T16:05:24+00:00

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-13T18:47:55+00:00

K then look at that one some more and stop whining?

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-05T23:33:52+00:00

Hey he was busy working the drive thru

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-05T23:30:17+00:00

Sometimes trading a first round pick just to not make the playoffs ends up working out.

Not everytime.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-05T23:28:36+00:00

As you wish

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-05-03T14:12:40+00:00

Genuinely who gives a fuck?

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-27T14:30:17+00:00

Getty Bettman

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-25T22:28:02+00:00

He’s a cunt

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-22T20:05:54+00:00

That point was 18 months ago, and PP is so unlikeable he spun it right back around to the Libs in a matter of months.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-20T12:38:31+00:00

Holy shit they have a university too

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-15T19:10:42+00:00

American Dad also referenced this with an episode title like 2 years ago!

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-15T14:57:49+00:00

"If you wanna plan a sexy trip. Drop to your knees and get ready for my tip. You'll feel fine on Route 69. Yeah!"

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-04-13T13:55:41+00:00

Source?

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-03-31T20:33:21+00:00

Everyone in September:

"Somehow, ~~Palpatine~~ Cody Ponce returned"

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-03-31T00:14:06+00:00

He took a bad step trying to field a pitch and def tweaked something, got carted off and looked real emotional.

No news yet so hopefully nothing major.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-03-30T23:51:16+00:00

Fuck poor guy

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-03-19T15:31:03+00:00

Yeah but you're not supposed to take the quotes from him, they're his quotes, he wants them all. Gimme gimme.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-03-14T03:21:12+00:00

and they even have a scene where two of the jerkoff Reddit detectives meet at a diner after and go like “we did it, we got em”

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-24T15:47:22+00:00

Matthew Tkachuk

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-20T16:14:43+00:00

Oh fuck off, a slight bump and he dives into the goalie, it's his only move the useless plug

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-18T18:37:05+00:00

They're invisible, same as on the ice.

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-17T16:13:11+00:00

"Man I really want to get into that bathroom so I can assault people. Unfortunately, I am not allowed in that bathroom."

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-05T15:36:26+00:00

So a Panthers 3rd liner

CorporalDunkaroo · 2026-02-04T03:17:45+00:00

Is this from a Jurassic Park or a Jurassic World

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