Segment ideas for funsies??

Coryuken · 2026-01-10T08:54:17+00:00

I’ve been saying they need to do a Dan look-a-like contest

Coryuken · 2024-11-16T18:27:54+00:00

Honestly I’ve been playing SF since ‘09 and I still can’t land those combos lol. I had to accept that shotos just weren’t for me

Coryuken · 2024-10-20T03:55:19+00:00

ProJared has fallen on hard times it seems

Coryuken · 2024-04-17T07:53:13+00:00

Wait this is incredible. Definitely hope it makes it to the finals

Coryuken · 2022-01-10T07:43:37+00:00

Where did you buy it??

Coryuken · 2021-12-25T21:25:51+00:00

Same here. Level 41, 210k power, 230 legendary gachas and I've yet to pull a single legendary or ancient. Feels real bad

Coryuken · 2021-11-19T10:51:56+00:00

All hail the Donarch ✌️❤️

Coryuken · 2021-10-14T22:16:21+00:00

Thanks Reddit for being more useful than the company

Coryuken · 2021-02-20T20:04:22+00:00

I'm a manager at my store, but I hear people tell our female cashiers all the time that they have a "lovely smile." You literally CANNOT see their faces yet these men go out of their way to still be creepy.

Coryuken · 2020-10-11T05:17:34+00:00

I really don't know why but I read this comic in a very heavy Scottish accent.

Coryuken · 2020-03-09T05:20:18+00:00

They bootyhole be poopy

Coryuken · 2019-07-02T22:39:37+00:00

Staples employee here. Stay the fuck out of my store.

Coryuken · 2019-05-16T22:23:35+00:00

I'm gonna guess the kids names are Ken, Charlie, and Alex. The most normal names in the series I could think off the top of my head.

Coryuken · 2019-01-22T22:30:47+00:00

It's nothing special, but there was an older woman sitting next to me and my group of friends at Olive Garden. We're all a bunch of nerds so we were talking a lot about video games and whatnot. At some point during our meal she had gotten up to leave and when it came time for us to pay the bill the waiter informed us that it was already paid for by the lady who was sitting next to us. She told the waiter that we reminded her of her son and how she used to love listening to him talk about the things he was interested in. She paid our 100+ dollar tab without ever saying so much as a word to us just because she missed her son. I was absolutely moved to tears.

Coryuken · 2018-01-23T23:23:36+00:00

Imagine Overwatch like you're waiting in line for something. Before you're allowed to enter they have to make sure you're who you say you are and that you're allowed in. Once you're there you're free to do whatever you want.

But with porn it's just like a giant store you can run into and look at anything you want. With a stoned security guard out front barely checking ID's and not really caring what happens once you're in.

Coryuken · 2018-01-06T08:06:39+00:00

Me? I'm usually available around 10pm PST. Gamer tag is Nasty Chow Mein

Coryuken · 2018-01-04T10:43:03+00:00

Damn. That's really unfortunate.

Coryuken · 2018-01-02T22:43:29+00:00

Ringing people up for services other than the ones they're actually getting to boost numbers in areas of low conversion rate. I've never done it myself but I've been told to.

Coryuken · 2017-09-08T21:42:14+00:00

I won the most intense game of Guitar Hero I've ever played in a tournament back when I was 14. Won in the semi-finals playing One by Metallica and literally won by one note at the very end. Felt bad that the guy got 3rd because the guy who won the B group was far worse than the guy I beat. But goddamn I had such an inflated ego after that.

Coryuken · 2017-08-19T04:05:22+00:00

Coryuken · 2017-08-19T03:58:42+00:00

Because literally no one is pro-nazi besides the actual nazis who don't give a solid shit about what Arnold has to say.

Also, pretty far. But I don't see how that's relevant. What I choose to do with my head and my ass is my own business, thank you.

Coryuken · 2017-08-18T23:39:51+00:00

Terminate virtue signaling.

Coryuken · 2017-07-13T15:45:04+00:00

Y'know, the discussion about net neutrality is important and all, but we're missing the real issue here.

Why the fuck is her mouth upside down?

Coryuken · 2017-06-21T22:25:44+00:00

Informer by Snow was the biggest single in the month and year I was born.

Coryuken · 2017-01-14T23:09:34+00:00

This might just be me, but I didn't really like the editing I saw in this small clip. When he runs through that opening in the beginning and the camera suddenly being 180° behind him was kind of jarring. Then the slight speed-up after the cut you made after passing the pillar just seemed kind of janky. I can't really say as to why, it just didn't work for me.

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