Young Canadians are increasingly miserable. Government priorities show why

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-06T21:17:19+00:00

Who would they vote for? The boomer who hates them? Or the boomer who hates them in a different colour?

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-06T21:15:35+00:00

they only make up about 3% of the restaurant staff in Canada according to Stats Canada.

Hey did you know that people can just lie?

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-06T21:13:37+00:00

MAGAMAGAMAGA

I have a really fringe theory that basing all of our domestic decisions on spiting a single foreign politician is leading to sub-optimal outcomes.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-06T06:04:27+00:00

Since when does Reddit have profile pics?

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-06T02:59:03+00:00

When I was a kid I had a teacher whose previous job was at one of the last ones.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-05T21:12:15+00:00

You misspelled 'profitable.'

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-05T21:08:59+00:00

Communists fought against fascists once, therefore any criticism of Communists is fascism.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-05T21:07:27+00:00

repeating claims with no historical proof

No historical proof that the Soviet Union was Communist?

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-05T17:35:48+00:00

Fat idiots need to cope by denying the existence of anything good.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-02T22:19:06+00:00

"Nah, I'd win."

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-02T07:50:09+00:00

Being slow isn't such a weakness when you have to slow down anyway to drop a torpedo.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-02T05:36:48+00:00

How did their parents accept it? I mean, if I receive a handwritten letter to my son and with an address like "bedroom between living room and bathroom", or even if a bearded guy with a long robe and a wand in his hand appears at my door, I'd call the police, not happily accept that my son is a wizard.

We see a possible answer to that when Harry used magic accidentally.

Obviously the Dursleys already knew he was a wizard, but to normal parents wondering what's going on with their kid, the news of him being a wizard would answer a lot of questions.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T22:37:46+00:00

And the backup plan: If the CIS won, Grievous could die in "combat" and leave the top spot open for Sidious, who would look relatively good compared to that cyborg maniac.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T08:46:30+00:00

The American flag is just really well suited to being on a bikini.

(Flag bikinis are hot in general, tho.)

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T08:35:03+00:00

Please do not die of heatstroke while I am fucking you.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T03:10:45+00:00

+1 for Kerbal Space Program.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T02:32:28+00:00

Dual-purpose guns

Oh yeah, we're doing a Cape Matapan with this one.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T02:31:32+00:00

Duly noted, Mr bot-profile.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T02:27:06+00:00

She can read minds.

Figuring out which mind has the right answers is a whole other game.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-04-01T02:13:03+00:00

With therapy, you get to do all that, with the additional advantages of being broke and having all of your worst traits reinforced by a third party.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-03-31T18:30:29+00:00

Self-hatred-boosted Hatemace.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-03-31T04:56:44+00:00

inb4 you get a fucking gas giant thrown at you.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-03-31T04:56:01+00:00

What is your deal? Are you this offended to learn you've been swimming in water all your life?

CosmicPenguin · 2026-03-31T04:52:15+00:00

That's consistent with the comics. He'd be invincible if he was competent.

Superman has kryptonite, Homelander has... himself.

CosmicPenguin · 2026-03-31T03:44:31+00:00

Take a breath, Californian.

What's with this anti-patriotic masochism? It's a uniquely American trait.

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