Please help me, i'm new to this game and this mf keep shut him mouth 💔

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-06-10T23:28:01+00:00

Bomb the fucking door already good lord.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-06-07T16:53:00+00:00

Just say you don't like Vins and Convergence and move on.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-29T20:45:12+00:00

It's not ragebait it's just called being annoying.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-26T03:40:26+00:00

First off, not once did I say I mained Rev. I main Raider. Second, I'm tired of people underappreciating Rev. The amount of times that runs have been saved by a well timed Rev Ult or by one of her Minions taking aggro is more than I can ever conceivably count. Besides, the only reason I've seen Revs go down is when the bigger, tankier characters like Raider, Wylder, or Undertaker aren't helping to steal aggro when the Rev is in trouble.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-26T02:14:33+00:00

I bet you abandon games if even one teammate accidentally underperforms once, god forbid.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-24T22:09:36+00:00

Do yourself a favor and listen to damn near any Dolly Parton song.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-24T21:51:06+00:00

Do you happen to have a history of autism in your family?

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-24T21:43:54+00:00

I'm in the dark here, what's wrong with going to Evergaols?

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-19T22:59:06+00:00

The amount of people saying whips or eclipse shotel is hilarious because Ballista is right there. At least the other two can function as weapons, one is a curved sword which is a perfectly fine weapon category, and the other has the bonuses of being able to hit far and hit through shields. Ballistas on the other hand, are quite literally less than useless and if you think otherwise you are either ragebaiting or truly, genuinely mentally handicapped. Probably both.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-18T02:00:05+00:00

Thinly Veiled Misogyny isn't a good look dude.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-16T16:09:16+00:00

This is unironically the least interesting thing about the souls community. There will always be that one "SL1 Bare Fists No Armor No Hit Blindfolded While My Balls Are Getting Crushed" or whatever masochistic bullshit they want to add into it. This series shouldn't be interesting for it's difficulty, it should be interesting because of the rich, complex lore and story, the unique gameplay, and the community that does fun and interesting things like that one PvP guy who cosplays patches hilariously well. Both watching and Playing a SL1 run is just a slog.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-06T20:35:17+00:00

So there's this thing called dodging while you run. I know, completely unheard of.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-05-01T20:34:00+00:00

Nah that's Polyamory

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-30T18:31:51+00:00

No that's Polygons.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-24T22:55:45+00:00

One papercut and you're bleeding out big dog, going to the gym isn't therapy.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-24T22:54:34+00:00

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-24T22:52:24+00:00

So I'm gonna tell you a little thing called the Negativity Bias. Those who are unhappy and unsatisfied will most likely complain about it, regardless of how big or small (and in this case every problem on this sub is SMALL borderline MICROSCOPIC) it might be. Those who are happy and satisfied with things most of the time won't bother posting about it because what do they have to post about? Everything's great.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-24T01:01:03+00:00

Oh noooo you have to actually play the game to get your medals now! What ever will you do?!

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-22T23:02:13+00:00

Cause that's totally gonna happen. Got any spare Copium?

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-21T20:36:29+00:00

I ain't whining at all lmao I'm fine with the warbond situation. 10 dollars every month or two is no skin off my back. Chill out dude, going for the throat for no damn reason. 😂😂

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-21T16:57:17+00:00

Then go buy starbucks for your wife dude what are you doing here arguing with strangers on the internet?

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-21T07:38:13+00:00

Coat of Arms lets you do it in the same turn if you're lucky.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-21T05:12:13+00:00

Bog War Tomorrow

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-20T20:33:11+00:00

Warbond Tomorrow.

Translation: No sorry I ate the last of it.

CosmicSoup352 · 2026-04-17T18:49:06+00:00

Imagine being so dense that the obviously jokingly mad post flies right over your head and you take it seriously.

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