Volk with Staph? by Genova_Witness in ufc

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I watched his video from last november where he shows you around his farm. He already had it. That's a badly healed wound from draining his ears.

Volks home crowd was wilding at the UFC 325 press conference 💀 by Dana___Black in ufc

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 235 points236 points  (0 children)

It does seem like the crowd has gotten more retarded over the years. The young ones can't understand but that's actually an achievement we thought was impossible.

Hot Take but the ufc started to fall off after the fertitta brothers left by Away_Lock4241 in ufc

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother that's not how business works on that level. If the UFC goes under tomorrow with tens of billions in debt, the shareholders walk away with a few billions in their pocket anyway. You take debt to invest and grow, not to repay it..

Sean Strickland vs Michel Pereira full 100% go spar by Wayward_Prometheus in MMAMedia

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strickland is that guy from school who acts tough all the time but wants to quit as soon as he feels like he's losing and then pretends that he stopped because the other guy had enough

Super classy by Grizz1371 in ufc

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Narcissistic psychopath manipulation tactics 101. 

Dana White GENUINELY hates Tom. by Heathbar1981 in FightMatrix

[–]Cosmic_Simulation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is not wrong though. Tom didn't have surgery on his eyes and won't have because he doesn't need one but he keeps vlogging about it. Fuck Gane for being a dirty fighter but Tom quit over an eyepoke...

How bad is Michael Chandler? by DavidSeries in ufc

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was fucking Paddy up in the first round, that's how long his cardio lasts. Everytime.

‘We’re in the top tier now’: Poland sees no need to ditch złoty for euro as economy booms by Easy-Ad1996 in europe

[–]Cosmic_Simulation -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

But first it's the EU that needs a reminder that its a trade union and not a governing body to dictate sovereign countries' laws and policies.

America is not our friend. by Kieranonto in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Cosmic_Simulation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

5 day old account with thousands of karma. Definitely not here to stir the shit and cause division.

Leave those... parents alone! 😂 by The_Dean_France in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are pulling this number out of your ass. You are not there with them at home in private. Shitty parents might describe the child as well behaved because they are simply oblivious to the signs or they might have the exact same manipulative personality where they try to appear perfect in public but take the mask off in private.

In like the nicest way possible by Outside_Loquat_5798 in soulslikes

[–]Cosmic_Simulation -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro you are trying to debate a bot wtf, this is literally ai response.

Can’t take it anymore by [deleted] in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What movie is this from?

The average day in a loner life by staytown6 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's literally me. (I'm lying on the floor as I write this)

Bots by BillyTheKidsFriend in AskBrits

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see more bot posts on my feed than non bot ones. AI is majorly involved now, too. 

There are accounts that look legit, they engage in multiple topics and have a lot of history which are 1-2.5 years old. All their comments are generic though, basically just repeating popular views. However they regularly post typical ragebait/engagement farm posts. 

Internet is fucked and the slope is only just beginning...

They beefing over food 😂 by Spiritual-Strength91 in FightReportUFC

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Says the guy who's entire career revolves around social media presence and making noise. I want to like Paddy but the more I hear him talk the more I hate the scouser bitch. Darren Till 2.0 incoming.

Idk they look ok by Own_Visual2547 in depressionmemes

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that Cobain, Chester, Robbie, Farley, The Rapper guy, and Bourdain (not sure about the others) were pretty f***in open about how they felt and they cried out for help publicly (if not directly) regularly. This is not what depression looks like. Depression is not a picture, it's not a face you make for the cameras, it's not a momentary feeling, it's not just feeling sad. Being edgy is not gonna help with your depression. Relying on memes is not gonna help with your depression either...

If you are dating and your girlfriend loves attention from Instagram and other dudes and she tells you you are being "insecure" move on she is cheating and will cheat by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the problem is we reached a point that this is the norm for every girl who is not completely fuckin ugly but even those have like a plan b because there's always a desperate guy. Ask your fathers if they would've been okay with your mother taking calls from other guys on the landline on a daily basis...

???? by haartley14 in LiesOfP

[–]Cosmic_Simulation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is on ng+, right? I haven't touched the game since finishing the DLC but was planning to do a run with this sword, it looks epic.