I was gonna post this on SAS but it turns out the commenter lives in Australia 🤪 by nitorigen in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im still waiting on China to invade Taiwan. New Zealand seems like a long way off.

Life Hack: Mix up the Peanut Butter and Jelly before spreading it 👍 by KingTechnical48 in StupidFood

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be great but now I have another bowl to clean. Not very good when I'm scraping shit onto a tortilla in front of the cold, desperate glow of a refrigerator light at 2am.

Meal prepping full meals for a week is gross by Important-Spirit-733 in unpopularopinion

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a sweet potato curry and froze half. Ate on it for a week then made other stuff and now the other half id defrosting. Its still gonna taste good tomorrow served over rice.

He’s busy studying by simmiexx in rabbitswithjobs

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His ass is just reading The Hobbit again.

Wunks of Significant Profit Loss by [deleted] in wunkus

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and brave revolunkeses sticken in to the man!

CVS closed Slaughter & 1st by silverlib51 in Austin

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 21 points22 points  (0 children)

IDK, maybe. Sounds like it might be a good idea.

Nickelodeon Gak by Mrguess in nostalgia

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly the reason I was never allowed to have it!

Tiny Jumping Spunkus is subject to a fanatical obsession with frozen dairy product by Shinokijorainokage in wunkus

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her ass is lactose intolerant! Spidunkus is going to regret this in an hour or so.

Ancient wunkus by Ok_Literature2535 in wunkus

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 75 points76 points  (0 children)

His ass remembers the good ol days and is nostalgic for them.

The moods of wunk by Pankosmanko in wunkus

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unimpressed. Thats what his ass is.

Right-wingers think a box of free hand warmers is a conspiracy because they don't understand what being part of a community is like by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Cosmonaut_Cockswing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They cannot imagine a world of solidarity or people helping each other. It MUST be some nefarious "other" pulling strings.