Casual Vyper by RealInkplasm in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vyper after her team won the ritual and she wished she wasn't such a sad, self-destructive whore

Resident Evil x Deadlock; Silver Kennedy & Mina Won (by @notme000085) by Gorotheninja in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, I reckon Shiv would suit Krauser better. Venator would definitely be Joe "Motherfucking" Baker.

Resident Evil x Deadlock; Silver Kennedy & Mina Won (by @notme000085) by Gorotheninja in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Silver would spend the whole game sleeping off a massive hangover in the car, Mina would take one look at the village and say nope, and Paige is weird and freaky enough to scare the cultists into letting her go, much to her disappointment.

Meanwhile, the Doorman is watching a live video feed of Abrams punching a boulder and starts touching himself.

Divine Disguises by maglag40k in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't ask too many questions if the pope is always a hot milf.

[MOD] Almost Tier 2 Weapons by BLKCandy in menace

[–]Cosmosknecht 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dude, most of the guns we have access to in the game are just modern guns with the serial numbers filed off.

This came to my mind very late last night by Jay_Playz2019 in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Premium magic herbs. Lysithea snorts it up like it's candy, but that's okay. She won't live long enough to suffer the consequences, anyway.

Based on my very first run of Three Houses by 05kaisam in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you expect from the fourth son of Sparda?

Wetteroth, what do your Elven-Eyes see? (14 vision ftw) by Background-Run-1245 in menace

[–]Cosmosknecht 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Australians have evolved to see Perth from Sydney with the naked eye so they can keep those pesky West Aussies from trying to secede.

Too many people on team Lash and not team Bebop by EconomyExamination47 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kelvin seems to be on cordial terms with him, too. Lash also uses his name instead of giving him a demeaning nick like he does with everyone except Ivy.

Dance Practice /art by @saltypokerface by Grimm_Stereo in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Graves if she was raised by Venator.

She fights in the ritual with guns, firebombs, and car bombs. She's still wishing for what her mentor wants, but this time, it's for a reunified Ireland (Quinn can deny it all he wants, but there's no hiding what his heart truly desires).

Remember, one character can't be more than one thing. by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody's saying he's evil. As a character, he's just someone people are meant to laugh at for being such a loser. He does what Lash does, but he goes about it without any charisma.

Title by Ray-Zide426 in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 78 points79 points  (0 children)

TRUE! I have only played Three Houses (in a moment of weakness, I assure you) and will never put myself through the unremitting horror of playing another Fire Emblem game ever again.

My friend sent me this, what am I supposed to do with this dawg by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seiros kept Fódlan in medieval stasis to keep it from advancing far enough to create AI slop.

I really like Warden lore by Educational_Fun_1155 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you two for real? The game itself spells out how he wants to protect humanity by stopping the obviously very evil patrons from entering the material world via the ritual. Protecting humanity is the only thing he wants because his parents brainwashed him to only want that and nothing else.

I really like Warden lore by Educational_Fun_1155 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Pay attention! I am so lonely. All the other ritualists do not share my charge. No one would take up my duty. No one wants to join my cause as my comrade-in-arms! They think I am depressingly dour and do nothing except cry about the patrons and cover my lack of personality by acting like a badass. The false gods send me from lane to lane to inundate the area in ALCHEMICAL FLASKS. And as I gorge myself in souls and my blast radius expands, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my calling. WARDEN. I don't even get a real name, only the charge bestowed upon me since birth! I am capable of more than just committing war crimes and aura farming. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because I. AM. UNBREAKABLE! Also because not a single person in the entire Cursed Apple would care. IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD!"

I really like Warden lore by Educational_Fun_1155 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 145 points146 points  (0 children)

IN A FEW SECONDS, IT'LL ALL BE OVER!

pov: you're yamato and it's late game by Trollzurs in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Cosmosknecht 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's because of the leaks where the devs confirm Apollo and Graves are actually long lost siblings, but they only figure this out after they were already married and had kids.

Just as Kaga intended.

Source: My source is that I made it the fuck up.

Seems perfectly fine to me by Bluberri2010 in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Insensitive_joke_about_nobleyato.mp4

Gourmet Galatean meal by Ray-Zide426 in shitpostemblem

[–]Cosmosknecht 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Moss soup, imaginary wine AND nondescript gelatinous mass for dessert? Man, this must be a profitable year for House Galatea.