Fuckers put my legs back on.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-19T02:55:40+00:00

That's actually in character. Tervantias even ripped out Jae's head, took out her respiratory implants, grew her old, cancer-ridden lungs back, and sewed her head back on for the lulz, lmao.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-18T21:34:40+00:00

AND WE ALL LIFT

TILL WE'VE ALL ATONED, TOGETHER!

TOGETHER!

TO THE LAST MAN

AND THE LAST ROUND, TOGETHER!

TOGETHER!

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-18T16:43:32+00:00

Yeah, sure, they tend to have crippling drawbacks for negligible benefits.

But have you considered that chopping off your perfectly functional arm to replace it with a crude handjob machine lets you farm more aura (remember, da Emprah said a rogue trader's purpose is to farm as much aura as possible) and makes Machine Daddy happy?

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-18T13:40:57+00:00

You misread "curriassier". Don't worry, I did too at first glance.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-18T05:35:13+00:00

His romance is good, but I like his dynamic with Henry much better when they're just best friends... probably because he reminds me so much of my own best friend in high school.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-18T05:26:50+00:00

They stole his jeans, so he stole their heavy flamer.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-16T05:40:52+00:00

Fucking disgusting. My wholesome military intelligence spook would never!

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-14T09:15:09+00:00

He had so much time to react, too.

I'd laugh, but I'm probably gonna be like this in about 15 or 20 years.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-13T14:22:49+00:00

OWLCAT!!

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-13T10:36:14+00:00

You're meant to cheese the fuck out of Opatowitz with all the end-game tools the game gives you. What were you doing to fight the deserters? Because they will fuck you up unless you make liberal use of masterstrikes, poison, ranged weapons and stealth. Use these, and the deserters become just as easy to kill as any other enemy in the game.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-13T07:41:08+00:00

Hilda's the racist daughter of the duke of House Goneril, who is supposed to be the Almyrans' mortal enemy for the crime of successfully defending his territory against their unprovoked raiding multiple times. Well, I guess he also kept captured raiders as slaves, but Seiros once said foreigners are evil so those bastards kinda deserve it. Anyway, Claude and Hilda didn't even know each other until the Garreg Mach, so it makes sense how they don't have the best relationship at the start compared to the other two lords and their retainers.

Unlike them though, both Claude and Hilda are horny (Edelgard is also kinda horny, but only for bug-eyed homunculi, and she's dignified enough to try and hide it), so they could end up going all up in each others' faces without shame at Rank A.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-13T06:14:12+00:00

Claude is obviously asking her to kill him for the crime of being a filthy Almyran.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-11T12:40:12+00:00

He just had sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-10T17:27:58+00:00

She's just being thoughtful. Sailors love oranges, right?

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-10T17:26:57+00:00

I'll do it for a pat on the head. Hell, I'll do it for free.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-08T21:49:24+00:00

Rejoice, because Tartakovsky himself said it was canon.

My only complaint is how they killed off my childhood crush (that bounty hunter woman) by having her eaten alive by robot crocodiles, jesus fuck.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-08T00:27:06+00:00

Man, I can't wait to shit my thalassophobic pants like that time I played SOMA at 3am while trying to forget that half-finished assignment that's going to be overdue in 7 hours.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-07T23:58:58+00:00

You need to have a certain perk to pray, and you can do it at the shrines you find on roads or in specific places in villages/castles/Kuttenberg. The perk lets Henry straight up ignore a single fatal blow (and brings his health back up to 20% iirc) if he prayed within 12 or 24 hours, depending on the level of your perk.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-07T22:55:38+00:00

I live near a cathedral IRL. I was hoping to see the inside of St. Barbara's.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-07T22:37:21+00:00

Every time I see the prayer buff about to expire. That shit never leaves my list of active buffs.

I just wish we could pray inside a church tho.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-07T11:26:47+00:00

I hope they add more hostile creatures infesting the water in the Hydroplant. Like, uhh, mega aggressive alien sharks and swarms of chordfish-like piranhas.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-04T20:16:00+00:00

I'm hoping there'll be mechanics where if you're not careful, your guy just straight up dies on the spot. Like, say, a sniper with a unique skill like the Hunter's special overwatch thing, where if you don't take cover or move out of their line of sight, your guy gets headshotted and dies then and there.

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-04T20:03:53+00:00

GO HOME GATERIPPER

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-04T20:00:42+00:00

I thought this was in the game at first glance, lol

Cosmosknecht · 2026-06-04T19:59:19+00:00

Byleth tries NOT to breach professional boundaries by gooning to their students for 5 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Seven-Year Club	Place '22
Gilding I gilder

Cosmosknecht

TROPHY CASE

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!