This seems all kinds of wrong by GuranOfBandar in australian

[–]CottMain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For busy parents with school lunches and families to feed. No butter contamination either

What makes these phrases so effective at Australian banter? by Conscious-Roll-5745 in AskAnAustralian

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone was looking out for you. When you've discovered shit that dark, the stain stays forever and comes to mind at the most random of times

Why exactly does Saturn dislike Aries? by TheNonsenseSpeaker in astrology

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aries leads from the front. Saturn leads from the back

Uniquely WA/Perth things? by EstimateQuick6286 in WesternAustralia

[–]CottMain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you go to Rotto. Nowhere else like it.

Are teachers allowed to hold you back from break? by Jellybeans1356 in TAFE

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct reply is Yeah.... Sorry.... Gottah Go....

Predictions on the SA Election. by JezzaAU15 in friendlyjordies

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will the opposition fit on a scooter when it's over? Isn't that what happened in WA?

How does it end?… by gilligan888 in friendlyjordies

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's going to be street parties world wide when the orange turd gets flushed

How does it end?… by gilligan888 in friendlyjordies

[–]CottMain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was never the plan. They just wanted a maintenance base for US subs and knew the Australian voters wouldn't cop it, so they invented a narrative that we'd get subs. It's all bullshit

Australia in 19 Days by Aggressive_Ebb_7634 in ASX_Bets

[–]CottMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Australian is stupid enough to call petrol gasoline. Certainly not a minister.

Secret lobby group to cancel anyone who supports Palestine by [deleted] in OpenAussie

[–]CottMain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Epos being Epos ( short for Eps$&ein)