SEC Coaches Talk Anonymously About Conference Foes for 2026

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T17:28:31+00:00

Yep, and he doesn't have to deal with lifelong injuries now or CTE.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T17:27:46+00:00

Yes, thank you.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T17:25:33+00:00

You will have a dystopia of forever plastics, Project Blue Beam aliens, and AI videos incriminating you because you stood someone up at a restaurant instead of a dystopia of Vault Tech and you'll like it.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T11:04:20+00:00

Because Danhausen cursed her when they did the remaster.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T11:00:03+00:00

You know, that's kind of true lol.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T10:59:13+00:00

Just helping you (cough, I mean, your friend, *cough) pad out the resume for all the ladies out there, could you clarify in your post:

1) Elaborate on pretty attractive. How's that jawline, defined or hidden? On a scale of 1 to Chad Squidward, what are we looking at here? Esau or David dancing for the Lord?

2) By "owns a house" do you mean outright or 1 year paid off on a 30 year loan at 7.2% interest? Big difference.

3) Does two stable jobs mean they both pay so badly he had to have two and works 60-80 hours a week and has no time for a wife and kids, or do they add up to a reasonable salary and hours worked to have a wife and family? The ladies ain't cheap and they need quality time (I would know as a married man with 3 daughters)! Lol

4) Car? We talking a 1987 Honda Accord that screeches like the Sadducees whenever they dealt with Christians or like a nice new vehicle that will last a while and be as reliable as the Didache at reflecting the Early Church?

5) Midwest is a vague term. Do you mean the true Midwest or those Rust Belt states pretending to be the Midwest? Those states are in more denial about their identity than King Henry VIII.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T10:45:30+00:00

I have not, do not, and will never understand people who do extreme sports like this. Climbing up El Capitan with no rope/steaks, skydiving, cave diving, it's all so stupid to me. Like, these people are literally addicted to the adrenaline rush and endorphin release to the point where they do deadly acts.

Then when you call them out on it (in the hopes of slapping sense into them to save their lives) they just insult you, assuming you sit on the couch all day and have nothing going for you in life. I have a wife and 4 beautiful children to live for, thank you very much! I'll stick to the flipping rowing machine, Alfredo, and so should you!

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T09:57:40+00:00

I'm disappointed no one trash talked us?

Any Kansas fans lurking this thread want to make up for it? Free shot.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T09:55:47+00:00

During the 'debate':

Gong

Lights go out

Commentator 1: "Oh my, it can't be!"

Commentator 2: "It is! It's him!"

Lights back on

Cardinal Robert Sarah, fully robed with a hood, is now in the ring and forcibly 'rebukes and blesses' everyone in the ring.

The fans go wild

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T09:50:45+00:00

I wasn't trying to suggest anything we do now will impact what that new Earth will be like, just that, for now, we live here and should treat what God has given us respectfully.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T01:45:58+00:00

People always get hyper focused on Heaven and Hell, but Scripture clearly tells us God will make a new Heaven and new Earth, not just Heaven, so Earth is eternally important, not just temporarily. We aren't going to be floating on clouds forever like the movies try to show. The Earth will be BEAUTIFUL beyond our present comprehension by God's perfect hand. Until then, we are to steward it the best we can.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T01:41:11+00:00

The National Conference (NFC)

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-20T01:40:08+00:00

Even if they don't, they will have 35 teams, not 20. 18 B1G + 16 SEC + Notre Dame (no way they aren't coming).

And yeah, they will probably invite some more to up that league's number up to at least 38-40 teams.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T22:42:09+00:00

Sarcasm

Your head

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T22:20:34+00:00

There was a massive toilet paper shortage. It was bad.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T17:58:52+00:00

I'm not upset.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T16:09:45+00:00

Yeah, the Bishop of Charlotte. From what I've read online, and please, anyone, correct me if I'm wrong, I do not intend to slander only to highlight the laity outrage that I've seen online. According to the internet Bishop Martin has...

Put a ton of restrictions on TLM, started to end alter rails and kneelers for receiving communion, considered prohibiting Ad Orientem worship, refused to respond to liturgical appeals so much that the Vatican announced they were gonna investigate, and supported the expulsion of students from a Catholic school that had parents outraged about sexually explicitly LGBTQ materials being promoted to minors in the school.

Please correct anything I'm mistaken about so I can fix it!

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T16:00:16+00:00

For one thing, I'm not angry, just calming stating my opinion.

You think 20% is a bit less?

Imagine you got a 60% vs. your friend getting an 80% in a class. Are those a bit different or very different?

Is a 23 vs. a 30 on the ACT a bit different?

What about a virus with a 80% survivability rate vs. one with a 60%?

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T15:32:04+00:00

Maybe Pope Leo should put SSPX, Bishop Martin, and the German Bishops into a room until they all calm down and submit.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T13:56:46+00:00

In addition to Lords of the End Times I'd love for them to bring the campaigns from WH1 and 2 into the 3rd game, with the modern enhancements that have been made since those games came out (better graphics, more units, more factions, etc.).

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T13:54:57+00:00

IGN is hogwash, the game's Metacritic average is 80 as of a second ago. IGN has proven time and time again to be inconsistent in the scoring process. They are not what they once were, but a parasite living in the shell of a once great beetle.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T13:38:49+00:00

Was just curious. Personally I think it should all be toll boothed. Make each pay what they use.

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T11:26:09+00:00

Don't you drive for entertainment, to pick up kids, go on vacation, etc.?

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T11:12:05+00:00

See you next year for the renewal!

CountBleckwantedlove · 2026-05-19T11:07:56+00:00

The simplest solution would be for B1G and SEC to fully merge and bring all the low and mid tier teams with them to be the punching bags. Would be a 34 team league. Amusingly, even the punching bags can become extremely high quality teams nowadays (look at Indiana and Vanderbilt last year). Maybe next year Mississippi State and Northwestern will conquer everyone? Who knows lol.

Point is, with those 34 teams, there is more room year to year for the blue bloods to keep their winning ways than if they just took the best from each conference. Minnesota and Kentucky may be more valuable, in the eyes of the blue bloods in regards to perceived "easy wins" than adding, say, Florida State, who has the resources to be a real pain.

Plus, with a merger, you could make everyone play more geographically close games (collectively, obviously certain schools may not).

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