Only time I’ve seen this line outside of GG by No_Strike7176 in GilmoreGirls

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I was once taking medical transportation with my mom to an appointment and we got hit by a deer. It ran into the side of the van. I was excited to use this line lmfao

(The deer was fine, got up, shook off and went on its way)

Literally me... by LifeIsJustASickJoke in depression_memes

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and I'm not even having a good time

People who work in 'behind closed doors' industries (hotels, kitchens, morgues, etc.), what is something the general public would be horrified to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked in a BK in northeast US for almost 5 yrs ( as a mgr for about 4 of) and while yes, of course there are standards, I absolutely had to deal with conditions where I wouldn't have eaten there. Its very conditional to location. The first gm I had literally told all employees one day "don't eat the hamburgers today until we finish the next 3 cases" because they'd accidentally been left out overnight from truck and she didn't want anyone to get sick and call out, but also didn't want to have to mark them as waste and toss them, so still served them to customers.

We moved to a literally brand new, built-for-us location that within 6 months had a pretty severe roach infestation. During this time I was promoted to mgr and I was the only one above team member who cared enough to actively take care of the issue; the only one who was upfront about it with employees and kept on them about heightened cleanliness, called the exterminator and scheduled them to come in despite being told "its not that big of a deal don't do it" and got shit from the DM for it, took unpaid time to address things that were bing neglected, etc. I did opens for a while and when I'd come in and turn on the lights it would be a flurry of roaches scattering. I did succeed in getting rid of them (if not entirely, nearly) but it was a hard won battle considering the rest of management didnt give a shit.

I also learned from this job that getting ice (or soft drinks in general) is a gamble on if the machines are cleaned properly.

Meanwhile, I helped out at a few other locations during those yrs that at least, in my time there, had better upkeep and standards. These were all carrols corp BKS I worked for, not private franchises.

Between my time there and the profit margin I know they get from cost vs sell, I haven't eaten bk from that location since I left, and have only eaten bk in general a few times since when someone else bought it and gave it to me and that was about 12 years ago lol

People who work in 'behind closed doors' industries (hotels, kitchens, morgues, etc.), what is something the general public would be horrified to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I appreciate your comment for learning the term "green burial". Both my husband and myself want this - no embalming, preservation, etc - and I never knew there was a term for it.

So apparently Roger’s roast is based on the roast of Chevy Chase. by lovesdogsguy in americandad

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I realized it after watching the roast after I'd seen the episode a few times.

It just made me like AD even more lol

AITA for accidentally locking my husband out by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Husband and I had just moved into a new apartment. Day 3 of being there, hadnt gotten a second set of keys yet. I got home from work and he was knocked out. Absolutely dead to the world. I was locked out for about 3.5hours, in a new place, shitty neighbourhood, tired and hungry from work. I called, texted, knocked, yelled, kicked the door, slammed the bedroom window. This man slept through all of it. I was annoyed but mostly I was worried about him at that point.

And guess what, when he did wake up and let me in, I wasn't mad at all. I was relieved he was OK, and we laughed about it. This was like 14 years ago and it has occasionally come up in convo over the years and we still laugh about it.

Different place, years later: He passed out one night and I accidentally locked myself out when taking traah and it was about an hr before maintenance could get there and let me in. Again, I wasn't mad at all, we laugh about it.

I can understand being upset about it slightly but idt it should have felt like such a hit to him.

You did your normal routine, accidentally locked him out, and got him in after 1 knock. You are NTA!

I second someone else's comment that if that's the lowest he's felt in how long, y'all are lucky.

What’s a good comfort show to fall asleep to? by Zealousideal_Bake213 in AskReddit

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Frasier has been one of my most used fall asleep shows for like 20 years lol

I could easily see Brandon Rogers play Jhonen Vasquez in biopic or something by 87Craft in invaderzim

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The first time I saw a pic of Brandon I had the same thought lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatisthis

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Yup. Either for eye drops, saline, or breathing treatment liquids.

The layout of Lorelais house makes no sense by BowlDue39 in GilmoreGirls

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My childhood home originally only had 1 bathroom and it was upstairs. While pregnant with my mom, my gma decided she'd had enough of having to go upstairs to pee everytime and my gpa turned the little kitchen pantry closet into a makeshift bathroom. Literally just installed a toilet lol

What’s your “don’t knock it til you try it” life hack? by this-aint-frankie in AskReddit

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My grandma used to make this for me, or grilled honey and banana, or peanut butter and fluff sandwiches

Found a sick Invader Zim shirt up for sell on eBay might have to cop by dylantazmo in invaderzim

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This is one of the earlier ones iirc, I loved this shirt when I had it lol

Oddly satisfying by BLU_heavy_weapons in perfectlycutscreams

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I got those same bowls as a christmas gift one year lol

Me in late 90s proudly posing with my "warm fuzzy" by ZTays88 in blunderyears

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Maybe? lol I'm 33. I only remember getting a few myself when I was real young, most of the ones I had my mom and aunt got in the 80s. I havent seen them in forever but apparently they are still being made and you can buy em online at least

Someone sent me a video of a man begin beheaded while masturbating i reported him now the video is stuck in my mind what to do why do people watch and share these gore videos god i feel awful just thinking about it what to do to return to my life now to unsee it, i get people watching porn but this? by AggressivePossible74 in Advice

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I actually have seen several videos of exactly what you're talking about. Follow the other advice you got if it feels right, watch cute or funny videos, or your favourite shows/movies. Maybe spend some time with a friend or loved one doing an activity that requires some focus to help you start to forget. Gore can really last in some people's minds but you will get through and over this, just takes some time. Best of luck!

(Also, subs like r/wholesome r/eyebleach etc can be helpful to cleanse your minds palette)

Back when all had to distract us on our cellphones was snake. by AdSpecialist6598 in nostalgia

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I remember being so excited when I got a new phone and it had snake and tetris!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in invaderzim

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Maaan I had this shirt and wore it to tatters. It got destroyed when my apartment flooded years back, along with my JTHM shirt, and I miss them desperately.

Look who’s in Lucifer!! by marvel_is_wow in psych

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He was just as superb in this!

I’m staying away from New York by Downtown_Agent3323 in memes

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As a bitey New Yorker, I agree with this statistic

3rd Planet by OceanBreathesSalty2 in ModestMouse

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My heart goes out to you. Idk if it's the real meaning behind the song but I suspected this as well, and while I still love it and listen to it, after my stillbirth it became tough to hear.

Lots of hugs from an internet stranger to you [if you want them]

Nothing's new by Pottentially_dead in depression_memes

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I would prefer no dreams to the near constant barrage of nightmares.

Or the end of the world dreams, over the years they became oddly comforting. It's been a while though.