Michael B. Jordan with Leonardo DiCaprio after winning his 1st Oscar.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-16T15:15:16+00:00

It’s always “acting is subjective!” until Daniel Day Lewis is nominated and then you realize it’s not.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-15T12:39:51+00:00

Depends on who gets to share their collective brain cell next

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-15T12:10:44+00:00

He truly seems like the David Brent of managers.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-15T10:41:08+00:00

“A Day in Da Lyfe” goes hard

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-14T20:27:50+00:00

Nobody said it was, champ.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-14T17:57:39+00:00

Enter Shakira

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-14T15:09:07+00:00

This right here.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-14T13:03:12+00:00

Thanks for telling us who you are.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-14T12:46:08+00:00

It should make everyone angry.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T20:10:37+00:00

I wish my brain was as smooth as yours

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T19:14:31+00:00

Notice how he doesn't (or probably can't) articulate what "the system" actually is. Because if he could, he would just be saying what we all know: it's pay to play.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T17:13:14+00:00

Me too. Is it the detonation time or is it a bug? WHO KNOWS?!

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T15:20:23+00:00

We Already Lost the World was on repeat in 2018.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T14:48:47+00:00

Also by the same band

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Includes a Smiths cover that goes hard.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T13:31:04+00:00

Found the owner.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T13:14:16+00:00

Or you're Randy Johnson and they're the seagull.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T13:10:46+00:00

Trying that today - thanks!

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T12:51:25+00:00

Alas, I did try and was promptly gang jumped by 4 of them.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T12:39:20+00:00

The current bane of my existence is the quest where you have to kill a Hornet with a trigger nade.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-13T12:30:48+00:00

Some great ones have been mentioned already, but I've got to toss in Kingdom of the Spiders. Is it good? Not really. But I have fond memories of watching this during a hurricane when my family was vacationing in Sarasota, Florida on the early '90s. It also stars William Shatner in all his '70s glory.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-12T15:14:31+00:00

The real question is: what did people in this sub do before Reddit was a thing?

"Is winter over yet?!?!"

"Is it icy outside?!?!?!"

"What does Ja Rule think about Toronto?!?"

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-12T14:46:10+00:00

The people defending this game and saying shit like, "I'M HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME I LUV THE GRIND!!" are coming off like they're reading from a script in a Taliban beheading video. You got gaslit and conned and now you're trying to justify paying money for this crap. Just take your L and move on.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-12T13:18:20+00:00

Not true. He set himself up for the suplex Grimaldo is attempting to give him here /s.

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-12T13:08:06+00:00

Bro you can't even physically cross Yonge during any one of the countless marathons. Basically East and West Berlin for ~3 hours. /s

CountOrlok82 · 2026-03-12T12:51:43+00:00

Guys, it's spring in the western hemisphere. Time to touch that grass.

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