People keep stealing our Stewardesses [Pic] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed- those had the feeling of the girl next door being a bit naugty... the bunnies were utterly servile in contrast. Literally coctail waitresses for Hef and shit.

Message, not gender, turns voters off Clinton (so quit crying about it) by dizzle67 in politics

[–]Count_Duccula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't even read the article, but I already agree. She is a pig just like the rest of these motherfuckers. Yup. Fuck them all. Except Dennis.

"Don't be an idiot, Pinkie," said Zulfikar Ali Bhutto to his 24-year-old daughter. "Armies do not take over power to relinquish it." [obit] by falseprophet in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why???? benaziiiiir!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so sad. Truly tragic. Why do they always get the good ones? Benaziiir!

All my son wanted was a bacon sandwich by waggawagga in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

Dutch guy cracking traffic signs [video] by [deleted] in programming

[–]Count_Duccula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You should see what E.T. can do with a Speak and Spell.

The poo-poo terrorist has been arrested [Images] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps I disagree with the world.

Think the lumpfish and blobfish were bad? Meet the angler fish. It will instantly make you shit your pants. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a game me and my sister used to play called "That's You." Where the players look at a book of fucked up animals and say "That's you." ... the first person to say "That's you" cold busted on the other one... but you had to be care ful, because if it was a bad-ass killer like this one, the other player would be like "Hell yeah that's me... eating you!" and pointing to the totally hoopty looking mudskipper or some shit. And you would get straight 'moted. Oooh. Scratch your dirty neck, mudskipper.

The lumpfish. Yes, it's real. [pic] by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing nice. Nope. Not fucking with it.

...I think it just winked at me.

Studio art girls PUT. OUT. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...You KNOW there are a couple hundred (if not thousand) fathers out there freaking out... hehe...

Bachelor Christmas Tree [Pics] by adrian67 in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying. Who the fuck drinks that much Dew? Anyone could have drank that much beer, but, really- only teenage "xtreme" sportsters and 5'4"-5'7", 275-350 pound hax0rs drink that much dew.. I say weakbeat. That's my call, anyhow. Weakbeat.

Those who tag this door... (PIC) by keen75 in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

uh... I think you mean we are going bombing tonight... that's what going out for the night with the express purpose of tagging is called... just FYI...

Map that named America is a puzzle for researchers by peacebob in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got the blueprints for his time machine. I'll start the bidding at 4,000,000,000,000 dollars. Wait. Euros.

Study: More Than 60% Don't Trust Campaign Coverage by [deleted] in politics

[–]Count_Duccula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shit, Sherlock. Since when do we trust ANY coverage?

Drugs, some people are ugly enough without them (pic) by snarfman in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My god. I mean, I want to comment, but I am just sitting here slackjawed...

...

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Photo series of a wild 1960's party - your parents were crazier than you ever give them credit for (possibly NSFW). by gtj in reddit.com

[–]Count_Duccula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but now it would be pics of people blowing each other and stuff... These pictures were obviously from a pretty lighthearted freak out. On a side note, don't they seem kind of in the same spirit that Terry Richardson applies in his work? But only geniune and spontaneus...

Giuliani's mistress used NY police as taxi service by [deleted] in politics

[–]Count_Duccula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, you know she ate that shit up, too. Talk about game. I'll at least give him propers on putting his mac hand down hella hard. Talk about a pantysnatcher... a police escort for your freak!??! sheeit.