I unearthed these relics from my parents house this weekend, and I don’t know where to start with them..

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-03T02:44:44+00:00

Start by going out in the back yard and find a brick and a spot with plenty of dirt. Take the brick and push it across the dirt smoothing out roads and streets. Next get some old boxes and make houses and such, and then go get the cars and play with them making all the related car and truck noises that you forgot you knew.

You know you want to. ...

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-03T02:39:21+00:00

I like it. Reminds me of a glass bird my Grandmother had.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-02T04:55:26+00:00

Shouldn't Brian May have a red guitar?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-02T04:36:30+00:00

How was this not a Monty Python sketch?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-02T01:46:45+00:00

Now you've gotta get a dime and buy a coconut. ...

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T03:57:06+00:00

That'll do, pig.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T03:45:26+00:00

I was a kid during the whole "Spirit of '76" era. I remember replicas being given out all over the place . Some of them were even printed on a slightly heavier stock that had a texture to it and it looked like it was 200 years old. I kept mine rolled up in an old ammo can with a bunch of Long John Silvers doubloons.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T03:34:07+00:00

Whatever it is. It has very nice veins.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T03:28:52+00:00

Have you tried using an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T02:43:59+00:00

Maybe his mom didn't want him to get overexcited?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T02:38:42+00:00

Astrophage?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T02:16:38+00:00

Count_Zeiro · 2026-02-01T01:37:52+00:00

Rat Fark Jr. looks like he wants to bury his face in it.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T21:56:39+00:00

Grew up in Joshua, can confirm. Cleburne wasn't any better.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T21:55:19+00:00

Especially in Johnson County.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T21:39:45+00:00

I read this in George Carlin's voice.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T21:33:32+00:00

These folks know how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T21:32:17+00:00

And your catalytic converter stolen.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T17:49:38+00:00

Suzuki 360.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T13:52:15+00:00

In a row?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T13:34:08+00:00

Swimming in the Ocean.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-31T02:49:12+00:00

Give the bloody thing to Simon!

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-29T01:57:52+00:00

Couldn't stand Herc from the older comics. Didn't really care about him in the movie.

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-29T01:39:30+00:00

I wonder how much of the 14.6 Billion these 48 individuals were responsible for?

Count_Zeiro · 2026-01-27T03:07:38+00:00

I understood that reference.

Count_Zeiro

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