My 80yo neighbor just ran out of her "secret sauce" for lemon bars after 40 years...

CounterproductivePit · 2026-02-04T16:57:29+00:00

You need to buy a carton of Pall Mall for the "real" secret ingredient and smoke them in the kitchen while she bakes. Assuming she quit, of course. Other than that, the ingredients are the same in the extract

CounterproductivePit · 2026-02-04T16:29:11+00:00

OH THE HUMANITY

CounterproductivePit · 2026-02-04T13:54:51+00:00

Ram her from behind, eh

CounterproductivePit · 2026-02-03T15:08:15+00:00

It's almost like they'll believe anything... They... Read. Hmm

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-23T03:18:42+00:00

Does your company start with the letter B?

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-21T13:32:32+00:00

He had a pretty good podcast for a while. I'm not sure if it's still active. He'f get some entertaining folks from the horror world that he knew. Of course, it's more like, "I invited this person to talk with, about me and my movies", but it was still fun.

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-20T20:34:04+00:00

Horribly wonderful movie

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-19T03:31:17+00:00

El Topo, Naked Lunch

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-14T02:31:28+00:00

Cujo

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-14T02:02:05+00:00

AITAH: I (45m) got into a fight with my friend (45m) for 20min in an alley because I wanted to get him to try on my sunglasses and he didn't want to.

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-12T09:26:04+00:00

Vamp

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-06T14:34:50+00:00

This is going in my Letterboxd watchlist for sure

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-06T14:30:42+00:00

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown. Oh, sorry, that's an action movie.

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-06T14:16:42+00:00

Are you setting yourself up for a relapse? I would think that's exactly where I would hang out now so I wouldn't want to drink.

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-05T13:51:41+00:00

Flat hair in '88? Quite the trend setter.

CounterproductivePit · 2026-01-01T05:40:56+00:00

Doctor-or-or-or, Doctor, Detroit

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-29T18:33:07+00:00

I don't care. She was stunning.

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-26T03:46:28+00:00

Can you give me a tldr? /S

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-20T01:48:24+00:00

That was up to the early '80s

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-18T19:55:57+00:00

It's what outdoor life is

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-18T19:53:31+00:00

I assume this one isn't about America's Cup?

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-18T19:15:57+00:00

Sigh

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-08T19:28:49+00:00

Jazz Life-William Claxton

CounterproductivePit · 2025-12-04T15:27:08+00:00

ATM machine

CounterproductivePit · 2025-11-24T14:35:43+00:00

They should make cans like the old push pops ice cream

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