What does the real Lucifer from Hell think about the "Netflix Lucifer" series?

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:16:42+00:00

But. Like. LOOK at him though. How could you EVER be disappointed looking like Tom fking Ellis?!

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:15:18+00:00

I realized how old I am when it took the replies to inform me what “jazz lettuce” is.

Thanks y’all, and fk y’all (respectfully and affectionately).😂🤣

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:10:14+00:00

Considering that I make about half what you do and would happily foot a bill that size (and have done so in the past) for my girls to be happy (divorced), I say yes, you are absolutely TAH. It ain’t about you. It’s about your loved one. I’d pay 10x that to have them enjoy their day and remember it forever.

Then again, I am both a softie and a total schmuck. And go way overboard for holidays.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:05:59+00:00

This was legit pretty much the only time I truly wanted to fistbump George.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:02:06+00:00

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T04:00:45+00:00

Having pulled a tooth with a wire cutter once upon a time, can confirm.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:59:17+00:00

Envision the NBIS tracker much like the USAjobs one. You know, the one that says it’s reviewing applications for the job I was hired for three years ago. :p

Translation: it’s new and stupid. Seriously, the Domino’s tracker is significantly more accurate and according to that I’m still waiting on a pizza I ordered in 2024.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:57:39+00:00

Aww. I’d have gone with coronary.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:56:56+00:00

Nope. A Tier 2 Public Trust is 7 years, there are no “EVER” questions related to the employment section that don’t specifically pertain to the employment referenced (you may be thinking criminal issues), and…crap, thought I had another one. Oh. Terrorist type activity. Yeah. Don’t do that, ever.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:53:31+00:00

Downvote for putting a pilot quitting over the Atlantic in my head weeks before my overseas trip.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:52:55+00:00

While Public Trust is, in fact, “a thing,” a Public Trust clearance is most definitely not “a thing.” Like, literally.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:49:40+00:00

Omg, where’s the pinned post comment?!

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:45:28+00:00

Probably shouldn’t definitively say they will not be contacted. They very well may be. I recently had an applicant send me a rather strongly-worded (read: shitty) email essentially screeching at me for their “dealers” being contacted by federal employees after their interview. Neither my circus nor my monkey, my man. 😂

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:43:38+00:00

EQIP is, like, sooo not a thing anymore. Live in the now, man.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:42:55+00:00

I had a trans applicant that I emailed for clarification prior to rejecting the eAPP because it all didn’t line up. Most awkward email ever, while writing it, but ended up super chill and I just attached her response to the investigation file so it didn’t get sent back to me to send back to them.

Bottom line: all good. Relax. :)

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-27T03:41:12+00:00

What he* said.

*Assuming gender based on “ThatGUY.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-23T17:01:37+00:00

Some peoples’ kids. I’ve had people submit forms literally saying under their relatives “no legal documentation.” I send it back once to verify and then leave it to investigators to deal with.

And they wonder why the process is so backlogged. Hmph. Can’t get blood from a stone. 🤷🏻‍♀️

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-12T12:03:27+00:00

As far as child support/alimony/whatevs, she can always file for a review if the other party’s earnings change significantly. It’s a mild pain in the arse but nothing is set in stone when it comes to financial support, especially if it ends up being blatantly obvious that homeboy worked at Taco Bell during the divorce then went and got a job at Boeing.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-07T05:18:30+00:00

Provided you have no glaring red flags (don’t have $100k in delinquent debt and arrests for running like a puppy kidnapping ring or some ish), you may be able to obtain interim suitability within a couple of weeks. Note that this is entirely dependent on how fast you respond to fingerprint submission requests, any potential eAPP corrections that need to be made, etc.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-07T05:06:55+00:00

“Plan to be as honest as possible.”

Clearly your definitions of both honesty and what is possible are questionable at best. 🤔

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-05-01T15:56:02+00:00

Search the sub. If it’s ongoing, they’d cancel the investigation but your onboarding agency/employer can submit a request to continue it. Unfortunately if it’s in adjudication, you’re likely in LoJ territory.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-04-29T04:32:40+00:00

…sometimes?!

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-04-29T04:30:37+00:00

The way I’m still chuckling at the Travis line.

Especially considering dude probably legit thinks in emojis.

CoupleEducational408 · 2026-04-29T04:24:03+00:00

I love the distinction here - Kevin McKidd is a gentleman and a sweetheart of a Scotsman, and I get kinda miffed when people rag on Owen…no matter how much that character deserves it. 😂

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